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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
7/26/2014 9:30 pm
Questions I dont feel like answering.......

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
7/26/2014 10:25 pm



Toasters are a scourge!

Toast burnt or barely cooked. Breadcrumbs everywhere.


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
7/27/2014 10:01 am

Followed by, is that a case of cinnamon & brown sugar Pop Tarts?


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:06 am

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:


    Toasters are a scourge!

    Toast burnt or barely cooked. Breadcrumbs everywhere.
Tis true.

Raw toast is a pale and unhealty tragedy.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:14 am

    Quoting shypetboy:
    If you like toast in bed hot enough to melt the butter then thats the way to do it, people live in caravans don't they ? In a caravan everythings right next to your bed !! Thats why so many grey haired nomads have chosen the caravan life cos its so convenient. A multi story house is a curse for oldies too !
Did you just call me old?

Lol ' I want my toast hot enough to melt the buttah. Thats the way I like it!' was a line from a Dennys(? maybe bob evans)) commercial 20+ years ago. I used to walk around imitating the guy and still do cuz I love toast, but the butter HAS to be melted.

I'll stick buttered toast back in the toaster at home if it doesnt melt thoroughly, though I do have speed buttering down to a science or send it back to the kitchen at a restaurant if there is a yellow pool of solid on the surface( I do mention my 'request' when ordering).

Stephen King just wrote a follow up book to The Shining with the caravans of retirees in thei RVs a huge part. I was amused beyond belief.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:15 am

Great...? Well great somethings do something or other alike!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:16 am

    Quoting  :

Sure, why not.

Hey! Hows the deck coming?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:20 am

    Quoting tahimikdrifter:
    Followed by, is that a case of cinnamon & brown sugar Pop Tarts?
You know how it is.

Ya give a cuz a toaster, she'll expect a pop tart.

And look! There he is!

I was looking at a box of clearance Cinn/sugar tarts Saturday eve at the store. I ended up buying strawberry cuz they were a double box on sale.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:22 am

    Quoting  :

Lolol

YES!

Ohhhhh that's a good one, QL!

You are officially hired as the Alt co Emily Post alongside the Domme happy Ask Aunt Sylvia up there!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
7/28/2014 4:53 pm

    Quoting cuzisaid:
    You know how it is.

    Ya give a cuz a toaster, she'll expect a pop tart.

    And look! There he is!

    I was looking at a box of clearance Cinn/sugar tarts Saturday eve at the store. I ended up buying strawberry cuz they were a double box on sale.
And so goes the pitchfork...


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:24 pm

Just call me Eva dahling

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/28/2014 9:36 pm

    Quoting shypetboy:
    I'm into gorillas ! I mean grillers !! cheese and tomato , grilled on my toast. Bob Evans would make a good plastic character in a Stephen King book ! May'be driving a bus full of grey nomads into another dimension !!
YOU are outta this dimension. WE do have Campbells already!

I take my gorillas, neat.

Grilled not toasted, no maters or healthy bits of anything. Just bread butter n cheese.

Well thats not entirely true. Theres a gourmet grilled cheese restaurant around here called MELT that makes some killer GC sammies. They throw all kinds of weird stuff on em like...chicken Parmesan and fish. The Monte Cristo rocks but..........for my life shortening heart clogging dollars.....My fav is sauteed spinach and onions w/ provolone and cheddar. I have them add super crispy bacon to mine. I am in a love affair with spinach and grilled bread.

When I retire(ill be 90 or so) Im soooooo gonna get me an Rv and travel cross country just hogging the road and making speed demon drivers do the speed limit with my leisurely meandering air quality destroying ass.

If you get interstellar transmissions from motorists asking you to vaporize me
please disregard on the basis that we have an online history of possible insanity and you are technically the creator of my baby daughter.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


lastguymn 56M

7/28/2014 10:30 pm

This is the kind of Cuzi post that leaves me greatly conflicted...I'm not sure if I should adore the stunning randomness of those unexplainable neurotransmitters in that gorgeous head....or fear for your safety Or maybe both.

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
7/29/2014 4:54 am

....or are just happy to see me?

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
7/30/2014 8:48 am

What scares me, is what you might be using it for! Stick my what, where?!

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 4:08 pm

    Quoting  :

Yay! Im glad to hear it.

Youz a buildin fool this summer, but damn, its been comfy enough temp wise to do so this year so Im glad you're rockin n rollin along

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 4:21 pm

    Quoting lastguymn:
    This is the kind of Cuzi post that leaves me greatly conflicted...I'm not sure if I should adore the stunning randomness of those unexplainable neurotransmitters in that gorgeous head....or fear for your safety Or maybe both.
You and me both, darlin.

Hey......

Are you saying I should come with a disclaimer, Zip E Dibs?

"1st edition demo cuzi.
Wiring and connections unable to be UL certified.
Random shorts possible and expected.
Safety not guaranteed.
Handle with caution.
User assumes all risk.



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 4:47 pm

Bahahhahaha

Exactly!

And of course I AM happy to see you

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 4:52 pm

    Quoting  :



There was never a doubt you have a 4 slot of your own.

THAT'S why yooooooouuuuuu're the Princess!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 4:58 pm

    Quoting Sucker4Ever:
    What scares me, is what you might be using it for! Stick my what, where?!
Hot Damn!

Did we just discover a place your johnson junior has yet to consider?

*sigh* Now I have to go get a pizelle press just for you. You'll love the pretty patterns.

Trust me!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/30/2014 5:06 pm

    Quoting shypetboy:
    If Stephen King gets a sniff of this cyber breeding thing between animal and human he's gonna tear up those rules governing chromosones and turn grillers into hairy half ape half machine mountains of muscle that serve hot pop tarts !!! The way the U.S.A's going by the time your 90 cuzie over half your population gonna be living in RV's out in the desert , running aircon by solar power and cooking cactus gumbo under a star lit night sky !!!
Cacti are so totally alien beasts sent to take over the planet.
They can grow anywhere, prick anything and look like a plant but dont need dirt or water to grow. SUPER craft fuckers they are.

*tilts head sideways*

Is that a cup and saucer? Oooooooooo the cup you used to tickle your own fancy and ring your balls', bells?

I found that incredibly intriguing I will have you know!

I figure we keep eating poptarts every morning most of us arent gonna make it to 90. A mid years eat better resolution is obviously in order.

Lucky charms it is!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/31/2014 9:35 am

    Quoting shypetboy:
    Deserts seem to be full of prickly shit , we got prickly grass in some parts, the aboriginals burn it so they can walk around . The picture is Saturn , just thought you might like it. Sex doesn't seem right to me anymore if I don't get my balls ringed and beaten, I started getting that 30 years ago, still makes me laugh what I got up to with some strange types of women. The jelly fish are aliens too and they are taking over , fisherman pull their nets in full of them and no edible fish in there at all. My arteries redirected themselves around the blockage , if you get surgeons to do it the vein they put in doesn't last as long as the proper vein , only 2 years sometimes. Its too much sugar that causes the damage then the fat cells move in and block it up , but you would know all this being the smart girl you are !!
Did you just say you got jellyfish in your blood stream because you are so sweet?

I bet if you do your family tree, you'll find your genealogy traces back to planet peanutbutter somewhere along the lines.

Saturn must be a hot planet this week. LukeDFW posted a pic of it through his telescope on his blog last week too.

I do like your picture and the planet. Thank you.

I love a sky filled w/ stars when I can see it. That isnt often.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/31/2014 9:22 pm

    Quoting  :

A coffeemaker? You deviant!

Classic! That is pure genius, girl.

I am so inspired. I need more creative types like you in my world

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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