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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
10/19/2014 4:34 pm
1,2,3,4 I declare a cum war

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 4:42 pm

You can NOT choose a body part you already have

BUT

You CAN choose to have it MODIFIED to your specs as your ONE secret 'weapon'.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


jenny14 75T  
90125 posts
10/19/2014 6:30 pm

cuzi

LOL

I would choose big boobs


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 7:23 pm

    Quoting  :

Decopus? Bahahahaha

Hey! Thats a great one, hon!

I have a feeling you're more than capable with just the 2, so 5-8?!?!?!
ok well maybe...

Thank you for your creative answer and explanation!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 7:35 pm

    Quoting  :

Flattery will get you everywhere Mr Towel.

But it wont get you off the hook.

You are quite the creative one. If it wasnt against ME(all hail the crazy queen ), what all purpose secret weapon would you pick?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 7:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh sure!

Show up the other knights of the pound table with your inborn talents. Braggart!

Very clever my friend. Very very clever.

Not about that Halloween costume and those tinsel ben-wa balls you hand out to trick or treaters moms............

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 7:56 pm

    Quoting jenny14:
    cuzi

    LOL

    I would choose big boobs
I can see you whipping em out in the name of nipple and country, now.

Eat your heart out Jane Russell.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 8:35 pm

    Quoting  :

DEFINITELY NOT MALE ONLY though they are my triggers and therefore targets.

I think the women would do a far more sinisterly sexy secret weapon.

LMAO! Noooo Im mostly okay today on the fuck it till its dead or in the emergency room, which is why I can laugh and fuss about it, but Friday and yesterday were pretty bad.

If Im squirmin anyway I start to notice things I normally dont. I dont seek out erotica or stories here, hell most of what I do catch is by accident cuz my fav bloggers sneak it in there for their own reasons and hit me in the ass with it, but there are those days when I swear every damn person is juicy n squish inducing.

The lil cutie that emails to tell me hes posted so I dont miss it, isnt helping

Now girl, you cant think of about 20 different ways to make a silly straw effective? Well ....yeah, female sub. Ok Never mind. lol you dont have the right equipment to get some of the....um....we'll say benefits. But the rest......

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid replies on 10/20/2014 12:11 pm:
So is that your secret weapon, sweetsarah, your clothes evaporate and you fall down?

A naked speedbump to trip em up and distract thy enemy?

cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/19/2014 8:37 pm

    Quoting  :

I was thinking the same thing! Sounds damn good actually

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
10/19/2014 9:19 pm

I've either been away too long... or not long enough.

I remember now.


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
10/19/2014 10:19 pm



A surgical grade steel heel that be used in situ while worn or unscrewed for sounding.

Different shapes, sizes, lengths.

Also the ability to make em cum on demand. Entirely for my own amusement.


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
10/20/2014 1:40 am

can I be one of your minions? Puleeeeese
Carrying various twisted bent silly straws in my knapsack... like a caddy, well this one here hangs to the left more, fetch me my double twist, loopy one, wench!
of course I'll have a few straight soda straws for that full on attack!

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:08 pm

    Quoting  :

That'd be a great one!

Put Katie down for 1 cartoon vava-voom!

Got it! Thank you.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:11 pm

No comment

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:16 pm

Oh thatd be a hard one to get around.

I can also see several bakeries going out of business when you come to town.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:20 pm

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:


    A surgical grade steel heel that be used in situ while worn or unscrewed for sounding.

    Different shapes, sizes, lengths.

    Also the ability to make em cum on demand. Entirely for my own amusement.
ooooooooooooooooo Thats a great one too!

Shiny fetish shiv for the cock.

As their eyes dazzle and they admire themselves in the reflective shine, BAM.........too late. She got em!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:33 pm

    Quoting  :

LMAO!

That is a perfect weapon for that VERY hypnotic reason. Too easy!

Glow in the freaking dark, yet? Bahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, we aint even gonna pretend that you arent Alpha bikini subgirl.

A silly/krazy straw are those colored hard plastic drinking straws that come in curled and crazy shapes.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:48 pm

    Quoting  :

What?! Not THAT?!?! Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And the hits just keep on a cummin clever, clever, oh so clever and charming one. That was an unbelievably beautiful answer, sweetheart.

What are you gonna do when you get bored with making me work for it and instead of being wrapped around your lil finger I hold out my hand for yours, call shotgun and start buying gatorade? Hmmm

Ti amo, bella.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 12:54 pm

    Quoting kittykitty1260:
    can I be one of your minions? Puleeeeese
    Carrying various twisted bent silly straws in my knapsack... like a caddy, well this one here hangs to the left more, fetch me my double twist, loopy one, wench!
    of course I'll have a few straight soda straws for that full on attack!
I need a brown paper bag cuz I cant freakin breath!

LOLOL what is wrong with you makin me laugh like that. Wait! What isnt perfectly right!?!?!?!?!

Caddy? A straw carrying Minion named Kitty Caddy?
Hey that would be a great name for a race horse.* shakes head* Never mind.

OMG! Thank you for that hysterical, hysterical straight shooter(great for spitballs as well, but I need a cohort for those), hangs a little to the left answer, you maniac woman!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
10/20/2014 4:27 pm

Cuz, I think we need to find you a hobbie. Of course it could just be me being stubborn. Men trying to get into your panties...now that could be a hobbie.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 6:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Were your ears burning and male pride strutting when I commented yesterday that 'I have been advised that it is a nono to call men and their possessions ccuuuuuutttttttttteeeee?

See! I listen! I know!

I just dont follow directions very well.

I know Yul, shaving and converting. It's a man thing and with all those fast turns and aerodynamic scalp going on ya totally lost me on the certificate.

You want something from the cdc saying you're ebola and beri beri free?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 6:24 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes! Of course you can have two cuz you're such a sweet girl and would be a lethal secret weapon because of it. How could I possibly say no?

Lol Rufflie socks and lollipops! No really!

Those are two very very good ones for you. Super cute and smart thinkin, too!

Sticky sweet?!?!?!? Uh-huh. No wonder you need spanked girlie!

Thank you, doll, for kicking in the clever cuteness that is daisygirl.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/20/2014 7:17 pm

    Quoting tahimikdrifter:
    Cuz, I think we need to find you a hobbie. Of course it could just be me being stubborn. Men trying to get into your panties...now that could be a hobbie.
That does seem to be the general consensus. To ALL of the above!

Oh driftyone....

I dont see your weapon of choice. Any Prince Painintheass worth his crown would of course jump right on having a secret magical weapon!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


McGripper 54M

10/21/2014 10:32 am

Surprise is a useful little weapon!


The opinions and understanding portrayed in my blog are mainly unfounded, misguided or wrong.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/21/2014 5:18 pm

    Quoting McGripper:
    Surprise is a useful little weapon!

Heya Gorg,

Is this about that snappy ambushy thingy you were talking about before? Im thinkin yes.

Yeah, I'd have to say that overall, guess surprise is the best weapon of all in any realm.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/21/2014 5:23 pm

    Quoting  :

Bahahaha

I remembered the phrase 'servicing the royal penis', but damn, yeah I did forget it was also written into law. That was pretty funny. You and aH went back n forth on that schtick for several posts on both of your blogs including your Yul Brenner photo op.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
10/23/2014 6:28 am

    Quoting  :

Lolololol It probably was you!

I know that you too love a challenge, B, and you are creative as hell woman.

I wanna know a weapon you'd come up with

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


sophis_id 60F
16373 posts
10/30/2014 11:13 pm

Sighs...okay.....because it is YOU and because I know you love me despite my not being too bright.....but...um....i don't get the silly straw purpose.....grouses in frustration. Other than sticking it up his um.....what's it for???? Help meeeeeeeeeeee



Inner Fucking Peace: watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
10/31/2014 1:29 pm

Now I know where to cum when I need a good laugh
Okay, so, since this is a sex war. I would like to have the superpower of being able to turn my ejaculations into solids! Silver bullets, if you will!
Take this, you dirty little slut! Wham, Bam! Another direct hit, and kill thrill!

Cuzidom? How do you come up with this stuff?!

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
11/1/2014 4:47 pm

    Quoting sophis_id:
    Sighs...okay.....because it is YOU and because I know you love me despite my not being too bright.....but...um....i don't get the silly straw purpose.....grouses in frustration. Other than sticking it up his um.....what's it for???? Help meeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah, you are certainly proof of how much I do tend to like em a lil on the dense side!

Okay, my beauty, but only for you. I'll email a few NON INVASIVE(we wanna win not destroy our prize) delights your way when I get a few spare minutes where Im not distracted by ridiculously devious and delicious boys!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
11/1/2014 4:57 pm

    Quoting Sucker4Ever:
    Now I know where to cum when I need a good laugh
    Okay, so, since this is a sex war. I would like to have the superpower of being able to turn my ejaculations into solids! Silver bullets, if you will!
    Take this, you dirty little slut! Wham, Bam! Another direct hit, and kill thrill!

    Cuzidom? How do you come up with this stuff?!
Silver bullets? How very Bob Segwerwolf your cum is Little Red Suckerhood.

That is a GREAT weapon my friend and always close at hand!

I have no idea where this shit comes from in my head, but Im grateful you appreciate it and me as much as you do. It makes me look less crazy if Im not alone in it.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
11/1/2014 5:45 pm

    Quoting  :

*falls over laughing*

OMG! Those are *wheezez laughing* freakin hysterical.

Whoa is she who pulls the plug on truth!?!?!?!?!

Bahahahahahahha

SO SO SO funny Boba Control!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
11/18/2014 5:12 pm

    Quoting bo409:
    Seeing as I'm a sub would I be able to surrender and spend the duration of the war in the POW camp?

    Being abused by the guards...
Lol you are surrendering instead of even trying to win what you want most?

Weelllllllll ok.

But you do realize that the best torture for any submissive is to ignore them completely not reward or interact in any way, right?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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