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In celebration of miraculous occurances, go on & give it your best shot...I dare ya This post is only viewable by ALT.com members. Join ALT.com now! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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4/5/2015 6:41 pm |
The miracle of a D/s relationship.
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The miracle of a D/s relationship. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Hey there, shiny ankles of British boredom! You'd be wondering if the neighbors will get irritated if you wake them up at 1 am rolling your monstrously heavy trash cans out to the curb because you've procrastinated 'in a few minutes' into several hours and want a few hours more. You'd be laughing at friends who never pass up a chance to do something mental that cant possibly end well thereby confirming their sanity is just another figment of the squealing cogs in their grand delusion of grownup life. and cementing said freindship Oh! and yes, you'd hear the noise too. Yep, allllllllllllll the way over in Ohio, USA Say hello to Ms Jax for me, please! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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4/5/2015 8:30 pm |
If I had even the beginnings of a clue concerning the inner workings of the dark, twisted labyrinth of female logic, I'd now be celebrating the massive success of my New York Times bestselling book, How to Successfully Navigate the Dark, Twisted Labyrinth of Female Logic. I'd be richer than Bill Gates, more read than Shakespeare, bigger than the Beatles, heralded as a hero of men throughout the world. Alas...too bad I haven't a clue. ~LastGuy "It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards "There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles
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I'd be thinking whether all those O's and the o's mixed in represented one continuous orgasm or a series of orgasms. Those orgasm thingies are one of nature's miracles after all
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Your presumptions about the neighbors have been proven correct. Once again. <--- shortened his name to Fella_
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Chocolate Brownies...with walnuts...and Fudge icing.
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You'd be going " see ! I told you it wouldn't work ! "" I proved it on Sub no 23 ! or was that 24 ! no matter ! You're currently thinking about broccoli and plexiglass. And cages. Lots of cages. Maybe up to 24 of em even. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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If I had even the beginnings of a clue concerning the inner workings of the dark, twisted labyrinth of female logic, I'd now be celebrating the massive success of my New York Times bestselling book, How to Successfully Navigate the Dark, Twisted Labyrinth of Female Logic. I'd be richer than Bill Gates, more read than Shakespeare, bigger than the Beatles, heralded as a hero of men throughout the world. Alas...too bad I haven't a clue. Kinda sheds light on how 50 shades made it to the #1 spot on the NYT list, huh? '5000 EPMs of a womans mind' would be kind of intimidating. I may try it just to make sure. And by me, I mean you. Been nice knowin ya. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I'd be thinking whether all those O's and the o's mixed in represented one continuous orgasm or a series of orgasms. Those orgasm thingies are one of nature's miracles after all I'm thinkin it really is a miracle for a woman to have an orgasm considering our bits are just unzipped penises. *faux long suffering sigh* A woman's job is just never done! We just gotta keep doing it Over and Over and OoOoOover again. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Agreed! NO ONE should have to get up in the morning and have to do work. Im thinking that you should be thinking of ways to get around such things. Leave the coffee time just nix the whole...get up business. 11:45 pm. trashiness. Not bad for a Sunday night. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Im thinkin.... Daedalus' aMAZEing journey of the diddle-us? Yeah, works for me! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Lol I DO wonder why the hell I cant sleep anywhere but home. Hell, I dont sleep well there either! Weird????? bahahahahahahah well, maybe a lil bit. Im feeling pretty sharp for being 107 though, grandma or not. Im wondering if that qualifies me for cougar status or sabre-tooth tigress??? Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Lol did you just sweetly piggyback on a comment rather than dare face the evil twists and turns of the female psyche on your own???? Im thinkin there's a reason you have a solid spot in the harem! You may be one hella handful but you sure aint stoopit. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Your presumptions about the neighbors have been proven correct. Once again. I tiptoed and rolled slow down the driveway ala thug trash life. Im thinkin that Gingersnaps have the perfect amount of spicy sweetness to em. Im also thinkin it must be skunk season cuz it freakin stinks outside. Either that or one of said neighbors is retaliating by smoking too much nasty stuff and blowing it in my direction. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Oooooooohhhhhhh smoked gouda! Smoked sausages, smoked provolone, smokey and the bandit! *faints* With a cut out for the spout, Im thinkin leather kettle-chaps are long overdue in the cuzi kitchen! Earl Grey is what Christian aspired too! Pour, pour thing always leaves one so wet. And the whistling! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Chocolate Brownies...with walnuts...and Fudge icing. *sighs* Oh Shug, have you tried any of those new JIF brand chocolate nut spreads? I just tried the mocha cappuccino hazelnut yesterday(it was on sale. Zip it, buster, cuz it WAS or I wouldn't try new stuff at all) and *whimpers* oh Driftyone it is silken sin for the tongue! My first thought (once my thighs and eyes uncrossed and I could think again anyway) was how amazing it would be as a topping on brownies and that I couldn't wait to tell you about it. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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As long as they arent Chilean oranges, Im game! Bad batch went around a few months ago and Im still feeling the pains. Im thinkin the best things in life are the sticky sweet ones. Especially the ones that are a bit tartish. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Well right now, you being me are thinking..........where the fuck did this comment come from, cuz it sure wasnt showing when I replied to all the others!!!! I am now obsessed with the answer to your sock quandary. The thought of chromy glow is distracting me, luckily! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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"Why would a dmv need a salad bar? Is it even safe?" Its a mix of horror and genius and fear and creativity and service and lack of service. Kinda like most Govt offices that deal with the public! On one hand if they know they are so slow or understaffed that anyone that comes in has time for lunch they are providing a service by providing that salad bar option. On the other hand If they know they are so slow or understaffed why arent more people hired to change that. Yes, lettuce is cheaper than people though not necessarily because its dumber, but cheese, eggs and dressings are certainly not even in bulk nor is hiring someone to maintain the stock and cleanliness of said salad bar! I am beyond fascinated by this!!! Does such a thing really exist? ok, what you're thinking if I was you and you were me....... I wonder how much the marketing company was paid to slap...'100% WHOLE GRAIN" on bags of popcorn. So happy to see one of my favorite Achilles heels back around(that'd be you!) Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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