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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
2/11/2016 4:18 pm
Hot new neighbor guy knocks on my door with a grin and sticks out..

....... This .......



You've got YOUR neighborhood book club and I've got mine

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


jenny14 75T  
90121 posts
2/11/2016 4:50 pm

cuzi

You tease!!!!


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
2/11/2016 5:05 pm

Cool quote!
I am as i have ever been . . .In my own little world. I guess if I could change anything . . . I would put your "Pussy" back into it.


“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


Doc_Sonar 66M
24589 posts
2/11/2016 6:26 pm

Right up my alley, cuzi...

BD~
P
xos


Doc_Sonar

I advocate Simplicity, Patience & Compassion...to the extent that doing so won't threaten or harm My boundaries or Me. ~ Doc_Sonar


Breathe Deeply~
Peace


tahimikbayani 53M
8008 posts
2/11/2016 9:02 pm

Looks like a Garfield.


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
2/12/2016 6:29 am

The new Jehovah's huh?

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 10:54 am

    Quoting  :

Neither does he anymore. Funny fucker headed south but not before dumping all kinds of crap on my doorstep. The book is a scream, full of all the double entendres you could imagine.

My favorite so far is the chapter titled...

'Talking with your pussy' well maybe it's 'How to eat with your pussy'

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 10:56 am

I couldn't help myself. I've been laughing ever since he gave it to me!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 11:01 am

    Quoting Sucker4Ever:
    Cool quote!
    I am as i have ever been . . .In my own little world. I guess if I could change anything . . . I would put your "Pussy" back into it.
*grins* Now THAT is the best thing you've said all year

Hey! Did you just call me a pussy, you dick? *rereads* OK, you're off the hook for this one. I think.

It IS a great quote, innit?! And I stole it fair n square too

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 11:03 am

    Quoting Doc_Sonar:
    Right up my alley, cuzi...

    BD~
    P
    xos
It truly is, Doc. Clever and amusing with serious bits of wisdom scattered throughout.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 11:05 am

Yeah, with that grumpy frumpy face, he looks familiar alright

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 11:09 am

I feel your pain!

How selfish is it of me to think...

"Yeah, but at least you're getting checkmated by someone you actually know"

Yeah, pretty selfish and kinda demented, lol that's what I though too.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/12/2016 11:17 am

Bahahaha

It would take an act of God to get the fool to put a shirt on. It was kinda funny cuz it tok me almost a week to realize he'd come out his door holding his tortoiseshell cat cuz the damn thing blended in so well with his chest hair. I though he was just flexing his furry pecs for me.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
2/12/2016 8:03 pm

And here I thought having a pool and tennis courts in my neighborhood was a plus....


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/23/2016 8:45 am

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    And here I thought having a pool and tennis courts in my neighborhood was a plus....
It is!!!

Wanna trade?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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