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Alternative Olympic Games 2016 If I were an asslete in the Alt Olympic games, the competition Id wanna take home the gold in, is..... THE snap-crackle-pop COCKPUT Toss Rice Crispies one at a time at a precum oozing cock. She who inspires the most drippage and therefore, stickage, WINS! Bonus points for a Cheerio ringer 'round the tip. A veritable double hole in one. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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6/29/2016 9:10 pm |
Not to be a buzzkill, but it might be prudent for anyone whose cock is oozing precum at an appreciable rate for a time period long enough to hold this event to seek immediate medical assistance...the line forms right next to the Viagra users with 4-hour-plus hard-ons. ~LastGuy "It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards "There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles
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cuzi LOL - I agree! A kinky Games would be great!!! A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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The training for an event like that must be grueling
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Not to be a buzzkill, but it might be prudent for anyone whose cock is oozing precum at an appreciable rate for a time period long enough to hold this event to seek immediate medical assistance...the line forms right next to the Viagra users with 4-hour-plus hard-ons. Now Dibsy honey, what about me would ever make you think I'd share? Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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cuzi LOL - I agree! A kinky Games would be great!!! I get giddy just thinking about the spreader bar 200 meter dash! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I do all that to my own shit already. I've been pushing for cock and ball games for years. Too bad for losers who get their dicks broken in the clean and jerk. Clean n jerk???? Wrist action w/ Windex lube? Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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*cracks up* Not everyone is yyyoooouuu, darling. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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The training for an event like that must be grueling Good elbow maintenance is crucial. And oh the interviews for a personal trainer.... Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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