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(NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one)
3/20/2006 7:42 am Last Read: |
I grow exceedingly weary of Alt.com. That a website dedicated to kink and alternative lifestyles can ban blog posts or accounts for the stupidest reasons becomes increasingly tiring. My account was actually approved four times when I first joined (who knows why, it must have went in late). It was then denied, five times. Why? Violation of terms of use - I was faintly boggled. Was it because I'm not a textbook sub or Dominant? Married yet all right with things? I couldn't understand it, and after a dozen rewrites, I still couldn't understand it. I finally sent an email and got the reply I violated the terms of use by making reference to bestiality. I was even more boggled than before. Where did I say anything about beastiality?! They pointed to my reference to "hot wild (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) sex". Apparently metaphors are also forbidden on Alt.com. My most recent post - part prose, part fantasy, has also been denied as per terms of use. As I've no idea what the offending material was, I just pored over it word by word...and lo and behold, I found a naughty word. One. Curse. Word. Out of the hundreds of different things I've seen discussed here, and the dozens of images of people's anatomy, apparently the f-word is just taking things too far. Anyone else find that a bit ironic? I'm not sure whether I'm laughing, or snorting in derision. So, now I have decided I will use the much more ToU acceptable tag I've just invested for such occasions. (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) will now warn you when I've said something faintly tinged with blue, so I no longer offend anyone's sensibilities. When you see (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) you can be assured I was probably using a noun, or adjective, or verb, that Alt.com.doesn't approve of. When I describe using (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) with my (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) and the (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one)took the (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one)and (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one) (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one), I'm afraid you'll just have to use your imaginations, and fill in your own (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one)blanks. Are you happy now, (NAUGHTYWORDOHNOES!!!11one)Alt.com. |
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