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And now its morning
6/12/2005 7:59 am Last Read: |
A man walks into a bar (bear with me), and approaches the bar. He sits down, places a box on the bar in front of him and orders a drink. The woman sitting next to him looks at the box for a bit, then looks at him, shrugs and resumes her drinking. As she continues to drink, she finally gives in to her curiousity, and asks "What's in the box?" The man turns to her and with a serious expression, answers, "Its my pet frog." Blink. "What are you doing with a frog?" "My pet frog eats pussy." "No way." "Really!" Feeling like she's being put on, the woman huffs and returns to her drink. The man shrugs and resumes his drinking. A little while (and several drinks later), she finally turns back to him. "Does that frog really eat pussy?" "Oh yeah!" She narrows her eyes. "Prove it." He looks back. "Your place or mine?" "My place," she answers. So they return, box in hand, to her place. She lets him in and they go to the bedroom. He has her remove her clothes and lay on the bed, spread-eagled. He takes the frog out of the box and lays it on the bed, right at her pussy. "Ok frog, eat pussy." "Ribbit." He sighs. "Eat pussy frog!" "Ribbit?" Frustrated, he looks at the frog, "Dammit frog, do I have to show you how to do this again?!?!" Ah well. I try. |
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 6/12/2005 12:44 pm |
Good one. Thanks for the laugh For newcomers and not so newcomers. Arm yourself with knowledge
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6/14/2005 3:48 pm |
Very nice, it are jokes like this that all most get me in trouble working at a library... lol ~R bite me... I like it.
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