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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - DEFINITELY, THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR.
11/28/2009 2:00 pm Last Read: |
... Even the best of friends will never talk to each other ever again after watching this dull, poorly-acted suspense-less, hyped-up, dumb, worthless sub-student flick. when highly-regarded critics compare this junk to such masterpieces as 'The Exorcist' i cannot but feel excruciating pain, disgust and utter horror, a disbelief that renders my senses numb, mocks my intelligence (subjective opinion and not in any way reliable). i kept glancing at my watch throughout. after, 30 minutes i was salivating at the visceral thought of seeing katie and micah decapitated by whatever lame poltergeist was inhabiting their gruesomely styled abode. perhaps, i mistakenly thought, their dialogue would improve as headless automatons wielding that distinctly retro 80's camcorder. really, the last time i was this bored was watching an emmanuelle flick with a dental hygienist (sans surgical gloves.) ... |
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11/28/2009 5:28 pm |
This is what horror has come too horror being the acting and production of such filth and not content xXx
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11/28/2009 7:59 pm |
I just had my first Tim Tam!!! Wooooohooooo!!! And, I didn't see paranormal activity! I feel great!!!     
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