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If it Weren't for Bad Luck  

blgbadvv0lf

5/7/2010 1:04 pm

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5/10/2010 3:27 am

I got up this morning on the wrong side of the bed
Wanted to play a round of golf, got called to work instead
Got stuck in morning traffic, forgot my Samsonite
Got a black shoe on my left foot and a brown one on my right

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
If it weren't for voice mail, I'd have no one to call
I'd never rob Peter, but I'm always paying Paul
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

Now don't think I'm complaining, but nothing turns out right
My life's another sandwich and each day's another bite
I always pick the Lotto but its money down the drain
If I wash my car on Friday, then Saturday its sure to rain

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
If it weren't for voice mail, I'd have no one to call
I'd never rob Peter, but I'm always paying Paul
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

Now if I find a penny, heads is facing down
And rabbits feet and horseshoes don't work when I'm around
When I take a hit in Blackjack, the dealer slaps my face
Whenever I go to park my car, someone steals my space

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
If it weren't for voice mail, I'd have no one to call
I'd never rob Peter, but I'm always paying Paul
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all

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