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I am please to announce to seek the Democratic nomination for Lifestyle President
11/8/2007 8:40 pm |
Since my esteem colleagues from the Free State of Maryland are seeking the nomination for Lifestyle President, I am please to announce to seek the Democratic nomination for Lifestyle President from the Old Dominion. You may have know me as a Republican in the past, but lately I have became so disorganized and lacking any spine what so ever I have decided to switch parties to reflect this. Although he is not running this year, as a Democrat, my main issue is how I hate Bush more that any other Democrat. Nothing is more upsetting to Lifestylers is when you about to play, you discover a large and unrestrained Bush. As President, I will turn back Bush, if not totally remove, at least nicely trimmed. I also increase funding for landing strips across America and fully fund research in painless wax hair removal which has been cut by Bush. On that note, I, as president, will have closer ties to Brazil which have been strained by the ill thought foreign policy of Bush, because everyone like a Brazilian. On immigration, we must have a sensible Guest Sex Worker Program. The demand of the jobs that Americans do not want to do, like having sex with your spouse, the need for that sexy Latina maid or the built and hung Pilipino gardener has never been greater. I will make it easier for lonely housewives without pools to sponsor foreign pools boys for employment in the United States. As you can see, I want to be President of all Americans, Vanilla & Lifestylers. We must bring both these worlds together, in order to do this, the Federal Government must underwrite and make sure every American have at least one of the following items, a hot tub, a motorcycle, or a boat in every household in America. Make tattoos and piercing tax deductible for all Americans. Free condoms for every American over age of 5. How we pay for that, as a Democrat, we should enhance revenue (translation: raise taxes) from the wealthy and winners of lifes lottery (translation: anybody who has a job) to a reasonable level to fund these programs (translation: to 90%, damn you are lucky we are letting you keep 10  . As a hollow empty shell with no core conviction other than my own personal ambitions, I will make my positions clearer as they are focus group polled in order I can say what you want to hear. I need your support, please make your send your signed blank checks to Phineas for the Democratic Lifestyle President, especially from Asian immigrant cleaners workers in Los Angeles. |
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