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Now I HAVE Heard Everything
1/4/2009 9:40 am Last Read: |
I have been having an email exchange with a dom who emailed me to tell me he was interested in me. He started off by telling me that I may not be interested in him because he is a smoker, and then he asked can I deal with that. I responded with an email telling him that no, I couldnt deal with it and wished him luck in his search. Then he turned into a bit of a jerk. OK. You lose...Good luck to you...Bye, was his response. The You lose part was what got me. Seriously? Are we in high school now? Of course, I could have taken the high road at this point and let it go, but I have not made it out of grade school yet. I sent a response back to him as follows, wow... that was kinda a terse reply. you say toe-may-toe, i say toe-mah-toe. i don't see it as a loss. but, again, good luck in your search... Why would I see it as a loss? We are incompatible on something that is an absolute deal breaker for me. I have made this clear in my profile. It is now there in big red letters for all to see. And, yet, he somehow missed it. Actually, he ignored it. Mr. Fabulous there thinks himself so fabulous that I would put aside an issue for me that is an absolute NO-NO, and go running to him with open arms. And when I didnt he did what any self-respecting dom would do, he climbed right up onto his high horse armed with his righteous indignation, and made sure to tell me just how absolutely fabulous he is. His reply back to me was a bit terser and a bit more indignant. Hi, Well you did say you were not intrested, what did you expect me to say? And just for your information it is your loss. Good luck to you, have a nice life and good bye------------------------------------------------- What did I expect him to say? How about something civil, adult, not utterly sophomoric? And, of course I cant stand to be outdone in the department of being totally juvenile I had to reply with a  By this time I was obviously really pissing the guy off. And I could tell his blood pressure was edging itself up. AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING GOOD BYE I replied saying that I found his arrogance laughable. Then I went on to ask if he had a problem understanding that I made it clear in my profile that smoking is a deal breaker for me, and I threw in some other asinine things to stir the pot a bit because in all honesty this is truly providing me with some much needed cheap entertainment. But now the guy is really hot under the collar. I know because this is the next email I get from him, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING WHAT THE WORD GOODBYE MEANS. IT MEANS YOUR NOT INTERESTED IN SMOKERS, I SMOKE, THEREFORE YOU SAY YOUR NOT INTERESTED. I SAY OK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE SMOKERS THAN I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME, THEREFORE I SAY GOOD BYE AND THAT IT IS YOUR LOSS. SO I SAY TO YOU ONE LAST TIME GOOD BYE. MEANING YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WRITE TO ME. NOW I AM TRYING TO BE NICE BUT IF YOU EVER WRITE TO ME AGAIN I WILL NOT BE. SO ONE LAST TIME, "GOOD BYE" You all know I didnt let it die here, right? I just cant resist these little games of cat and mouse. I need to get a life. Just stay with me a bit longer because it gets really good though. you call yelling at me being nice? so from what i can see not only do you not understand what i wrote in my profile, you have no idea what being nice means. hehehehehe... you were only "nice" in the first email you sent me. again i don't see it as a loss. but again your arrogance is laughable. So this morning my inbox contained the following email. I am writing to you as Mr. Fabulous submissive requesting that you no longer send him emails as he is not interested. It would be greatly appreciated. And, of course my reply was I couldnt believe it. Mr. Oh-So-Fabulous could no longer fight his own battle? He had to enlist the assistance of his sub? Now THAT is very funny. I really should send them both a Thank You card for providing me with so many laughs and so much entertainment. One more thing that occurs to me here too is the fact that this man has a sub and that is also clearly stated in my profile as a deal breaker for me. But, what do I know? I dont even know what good-bye means. "imagination is more important than knowledge" ~ albert einstein |
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1/4/2009 11:44 am |
Jaded, I see, read, and experiance alot of comical shit on Alt...But WOW. That is a classic. I was REALLY hoping for some true fucktard reply, but his "sub" replying....lolol I would ask her is she smokes......lol Hope your New Year is good. Glad to see you back posting. Enjoyed the new pics too! Kitty   KiTtyCaT
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1/4/2009 1:43 pm |
hahahaha thanks D i needed the laugh too, and KNEW you wouldn't disappoint me by stopping. YaY to sticking it to someone too arrogant to know when to say goodbye oh wait, he SAID goodbye  didn't know when to throw in the towel wait! he did that too! ok, thanks for providing me entertainment  ~b all the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much~ George H.
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1/4/2009 4:38 pm |
fucking priceless
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