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Archived Auto Reply (9.18.08)  


2/21/2009 11:52 pm
(Auto reply typed on 9.18.08 retired on 2.21.09)

hi,
i look forward to reading your note and learning about you. i will reply if i think you understand what I'm seeking, and that you're applying for a possible available (grimace) opening. i know where i stand. On retrospect the title, "jockeying for position" is misleading, gives the impression i'm racing forward and knocking aside the other dildo-wearing mistresses to get at your sweet hole. that's not really the case, is it?

if i haven't replied within 14 days, your email was crass, riddled with typos, a form letter and/or you didn't read, understand or dismissed the qualities i seek in a partner or failed to understand "whip, slick and dick" ditty means I don't "hook up" for NSA or the proverbial "fun time."

Reaching out to a stranger is gutsy, not receiving a reply is rude, continuing to plead your case unacceptable. Recycling the note you sent previously, thinking i won't notice or you can't recall who you've written (or spammed) is lazy and laughable.

proofreading and editorial comments accepted without bias.

happy trails.

ps.
If you've invited me into your network please include a note and a face photo.

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