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kb1971 58M

1/25/2015 7:57 pm

Wow you really have a good grip on that tape measure. Are you showing us the thumb crossover mashing technique...oww. Take care.

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will suprise you with their ingenuity."~ Gen. George Patton


syzygy9r 61M  
3789 posts
1/25/2015 9:11 pm

I've never used a cock pic as my main pic except on another site for a while, just as an experiment. Despite so many people posting that they don't like cock shots I couldn't believe how much having that at the forefront actually ramped up the views of my profile!

Of course later I moved it back in the mix so that I didn't get quite so much attention, as I felt it gave me attention that I didn't really want. I'm not looking for a quick hook up only, but a real relationship and if that's the thing that attracts them to me and they're not looking any deeper - I don't really feel I'd find them that interesting in return!

There was somebody that posted something about how guys measure their "equipment" and talked about guys holding various items next to their "stuff". I responded with two pictures of how I measure and thought guys should measure their "stuff", especially since that's the way a vibe or dildo is measured and advertised. I use a tape measure such as used in measuring for clothing, since they're more flexible than a metal one which is more for mostly straightline measure.

While it would be hard to measure the inside of a woman's hand unless you had a mandrel like one used for ring sizing, but larger, you did do a great job of measuring your hand width. You'd need a third hand to just cover me from end to end, so unless you're like the alien on the old Twilight Zone episode you'd have a handwidth left over after using both of yours

They do tend to use women who are slimmer and shorter/more petite than most of the population in porn I think, just to make the guys stuff look even larger in perspective.


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
1/25/2015 9:16 pm

Oh baby that turns me on; how did you find out about my hand fetish?
I must agree, nothing like a friend lending a hand!
Based on your hand size, I recommend a .32 caliber pistol.
Remember, it's not how big your hand is, it's how you pull the trigger!

I have used numerous objects to display by comparison the size of my dick when it's soft, and oh so small. To name but one, I once used a triple-A battery!
Glutton for punishment is probably the term you are searching for right now.

Hope some of this comes in handy for you.

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
1/25/2015 9:50 pm

Not that I ever see it happening, but guess whose name I am NOT gonna be adding if I ever make a "Women I want a hand-job from, cuz Ive decided I like girls" list.

Friends matter. Im glad someone took the time to show you that you mattered to them. I hope it helped ease your worry.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
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~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
1/26/2015 1:24 am

The bigger the hand the more satisyingly large the red mark it leaves! No?

By the way, I have a span of an octave and two! (Know what I'm sayin', Baby? WHoooo yeah! )

Glad there was a friend to hand when you needed them.


benoite 104F
6238 posts
1/26/2015 2:37 am

    Quoting lastguymn:
    Sarah, you have given me a million-dollar idea!

    It's the hottest new product to hit the adult novelty market: Now available from LG Industries, THE COCKSHOT RULER! Yes, gentleman, here is what you have been waiting for, a scaled-down model ruler guaranteed to added inches to your sorry little prick in every profile pic. Simply place our slightly (or not so slightly--you pick the size!) miniaturized ruler next to that tater tot you call a cock, and voila! In every picture your 3-inch nub will be transformed into a 7-, 8-, or 10-inch MONSTER COCK! Works great for girth as well as length! For only $19.99 you can have the biggest swinging dick on the adult dating site of your choosing! Act now, and you'll also receive a scale-miniaturized beer can as a token of our appreciation!

    DISCLAIMER: The COCKSHOT RULER creates a photographic optical illusion, but it will not actually change the size of your penis. LG Industries assumes no responsibility for any humiliation you might suffer. Use as directed. All sales final.

    If we make it out R&D, I'll owe you royalties!
BOL
You know what I'm most afraid of???
That this could REALLY turn out to be a million-dollar idea!!!!

I sooooo love your sense of humor.

B


Everything in the world is about sex, except sex, sex is about power. - Oscar Wilde


anteater14 61M
2229 posts
1/31/2015 7:55 am

I measured my hand and it was only three and a half, but it works for what I use it for .......

Now how many men have now gone out to the toolbox and got out the tape measure ......... but just thinking, how many measured in centimetres instead of inches

D xxx

Carpe Diem - the past is history, and the future is bleak.



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