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I can prove God isn't a woman
2/24/2011 10:28 am |
So for all of the feminist "God is female" types out there, I would like to discuss the following: Exhibit A: The Hymen. In order to have vaginal sexual intercourse, the woman has to quite literally have part of her insides torn apart. The man doesn't suffer any sort of first-time (or second or third-time) pains other than a possible "oops that was too fast" moment. Exhibit B: The Period. Every few weeks, the woman gets to enjoy bleeding from places that shouldn't bleed, and this has become the brunt of many jokes and ridicule. But the man doesn't have to worry about bleeding from his penis (normally), and if he DID, we'd all have to take that a lot more seriously because then it wouldn't be a laughing matter. Exhibit C: Pregnancy. The Woman has to spend 9 months (give or take a few depending on the rush) being an incubator for an angelic (or demonic, depending on your point of view) creature, who will then attempt to crack open her pelvis and sail into the world dragging her insides with it, all while putting up with the man's incessant "Are we there yet/When can we have sex/why are you upset?" questions. And of course, the man doesn't have to go through any pain, unless you count perhaps missing the Superbowl or guys' night out. In closing, my final argument is that, you can either choose to believe that a female god is so shortsighted or vindictive that she intentionally made her sex suffer and let the man off scott free, or you can accept that only a male god would have saddled the women with all of that shit because he was "watchin' out for all his bro's". **If anyone is offended by this post I would like to direct you to Article 15, section 7 of the Geneva Convention which states that "any person making inflammatory posts from his bed while under the influence of fever shall not be held accountable for said posts and it will be assumed that said posts were the attempt at humour, misguided or otherwise." |
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2/24/2011 11:36 am |
All I can say is that after reading your case I would conclude that atheism is the most likely truth of reality. Because even a male God who would design such a creation would either be totally inept, or outright satanic which isn't a very "godly" trait for a supreme being to have. So you've just convinced me that there is no God at all. Hope you're feeling better soon! 
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