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masterlou2

11/2/2010 6:45 am
It’s Election Day! The day Americans - living and dead - exercise their right to vote. And you know how most Americans feel about exercising.
* DNC is running an ad “Don’t Let Sarah Palin Win.” She’s not even the one dancing.
* The Democrats want to stop Palin. The Republicans want to stop Palin. Don’t know if she can still see Russia from her house, but she can certainly see a lot of paranoia.
* President Obama will be making an appearance on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today. Seacrest? Really? Even Taylor Hicks isn’t that desperate.
* Ballot effort to legalize pot in California has been losing momentum. What do you expect? They’re STONERS!
* Delaware TV station “forgets” to air 30-minute paid ad from Christine O’Donnell. Twice. In related news, Delaware TV station manager turned into a three-foot horny toad.
* For the first time since leaving New York, the San Francisco Giants are World Champions! San Francisco fans immediately took to the streets -- and for once weren’t wearing leather and feathers.
* Charlie Sheen has filed for divorce from 3rd wife Brooke Mueller. The couple has already agreed to joint custody of their dealer.
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6/10/2011 7:07 pm

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