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The poltical aftermath tops the news daily
11/3/2010 10:18 am |
* GOP takes over the House after scoring historic gains. A GOP stampede? Looking like a commercial for “The Great Migrations.” * Nancy Pelosi lost her job as Speaker. Still Nancy is keeping a stiff upper lip - and cheeks - and forehead. * Christine O’Donnell loses in Delaware. Said O’Donnell in defeat: “I”ll Get You, My Pretties!” Meanwhile, Barney Frank holds onto his seat. Which, given the size of his ass is no easy thing. * Nevada sends Harry Reid back to Washington. “Hell,” said Nevadans, “WE don’t want him around.” Reid defeated Tea Party favorite Sharron Angel. Angel then ventured into the Nevada desert to Area 51 and returned to her home planet. * Jerry Brown is elected Governor of California again after 25 years. God, does this mean disco is on it’s way back too? Brown’s opponent Meg Whitman was gracious in defeat. “I lost the race. I lost $150 million. But more important, I lost 30 pounds!!!!” * Nikki Haley wins South Carolina governorship. Haley is one of Palin’s Mama Grizzlies. In fact she gave her victory speech with a large salmon in her mouth. * Rick Fox voted out off “Dancing with the Stars.” And you think Sarah Palin was smiling because of some stupid election? * Disney teen pop queen Demi Lovato quits tour with Jonas Brothers to get “treatment” for “physical and emotional issues.” Translation: If I hear one more screaming tween I’m going to throw myself in a volcano. |
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