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11/8/2010 7:39 am |
President Obama did some dancing with the locals in Mumbai. Judging from the video, none of the $2 billion being spent on the trip went toward lessons. * Obama told “60 Minutes” he was surprised at the political cost of passing the health care law. What’d he think all that yelling and screaming at townhalls was? Auditions for Jerry Springer? * Brett Favre pulled off a miracle comeback Sunday. In the final two minutes, he saved the Viking season, his reputation, and maybe even his coach’s job. Favre was so amazing, Jenn Sterger was texting him pictures of HER genitalia. * After days of post-election talk of no compromise, Democratic and Republican leaders did actually come to an agreement during the Sunday talk shows yesterday. They agreed that, yes, The Rent IS Too Damn High. * Conan O’Brien returns to late night tonight on TBS. Still unknown? Whether his Masturbating Bear or NBC executives are the biggest jerk-offs. * Two jockeys got into a fight Friday at the Breeder’s Cup. It was bound to happen. Both riders are known for their short tempers. I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip the staff. * MSNBC suspends Keith Olbermann indefinitely for violating its policy against donating money to political campaigns. In fact, he’s just been given the network’s “Worst Employee in the World” honor. * Cops in UK hunt man on run with his mother’s corpse. The suspect’s mom is considered armed and extremely rigor mortis. |
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