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I Need to get Laid.
5/10/2006 10:53 am Last Read: |
And I am contemplating Desperate Measures to do so. I might have to contact one of the boys from the Excel Booty Call Spreadsheet ©. (what the photo says) How to get laid in New York #47: Tell her you want to settle down and get married. Its a complete lie but It works.  Mollena
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 5/10/2006 2:50 pm |
 I do indeed. After my last break-up, I went through a spate of Booty Frenzy, and at one point lost track of the Booty Call-ees. I did what any good geek does, and streamlined my dataflow! After the INFAMOUS Lame Ass Booty Call Dude, I had to do it. Ah, yes. The LABCD. Now I am going to gloat on the "Best Of" page on Craig's List and re-read my magnificence  Mollena
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