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Not only do I rule, I am also totally fucking psychic.
5/10/2006 3:36 pm Last Read: |
I rule because I get to have margaritas and nachos with Khloe_P in a scant 1.5 hours. I am totally fucking psychic because I totally am. SO, OK. I order lunch from my fave pizza place at about 11:45. It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive. At, like half past noon, I heard a cop siren bleeping and blooping and I turned to my co-worker, with whom Id ordered lunch and jokingly said Whaddya wanna bet thats our lunch getting pulled over." It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive. After a bunch of calls, and a lot of BS, and frustration, and low blood sugar, I called the people at Chicos and canceled the order. SO, like over TWO HOURS later, homeboy arrives. I tell him to take a powder. He sounds really sad and stressed. So, like an asshole, I call him back and say OK, Ill take the food. I basically am gonna have to take a loss on my co-workers food. She, BTW, went to lunch with her boyfriend who dropped by for a surprise visit like 2+ hours ago. I think the surprise is in his pants. Or maybe hes proposing and now they are all weepy someplace. ANYway, so the pizza guy comes up, and he says (get this!!!) he is sorry it took so long, but he got PULLED OVER BY THE COPS a block away. !!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the trouble ensues because I only had enough ca$h to pay for MY order, not mine AND my co-worker's. OK, look, mister fanny-banany-panny, YOU made me wait for hours for my lunch, YOU should comp my shit and NOW YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME FOR BEING NICE?!?!?! Ooo. I just wrote them the most awesome complaint letter. AND I'm gonna MAIL IT. CERTIFIED, beotches. Well see who is the banany-panny!!!  Mollena
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5/11/2006 2:16 am |
Hugs and Wishes for a wonderful Day......... *Ask me if you don't know and i will ask You if I don't know*
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 5/14/2006 12:06 am |
Oh lawd.... There IS such a thing as too many margaritas!! There is NOT such a thing as too much Khloe P  Mollena
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