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Confirm this, baby.
4/23/2005 5:12 pm Last Read: |
I dont get it as much as some, but every once in a while someone will doubt my credulity. [blog cameron06] and deepbluenothing have had similar experiences. But I realized last week that ALT has a way to bslap; the fucktards that cap on your veracity, and that is their free confirmed thingie. I just today looked and saw that the little checkie mark thingie iconostuff has been added to my profile, so that the next time someone accuses me of, say, being s &%$# made up non-person I can say look you  , I do exist. I feel like one of the Whos in Horton Hears A Who !! We are here, we are here, we are here!!! Non-sequitur question of the day: how the fuck is it that cats can find, on your entire body, even when covered by a blanket, the one spot where you have a bruise and step the hell right on it with all of their kitty might?!?! Damn.  Mollena
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 4/23/2005 5:18 pm |
PPS: those are my kittles in the photo...provided it sticks. The big boy on the left is named Wedge....HUGE BONUS GEEK POINTS if you can guess the name of my other furry guy....e-mail me privately and I'll announce who the True Dominate Geeks(sic) are!!! No cheating!! Mollena
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4/23/2005 10:23 pm |
Waaaa! All I see is a picture of you. Not that I mind seeing a picture of you, of course... backpedal, backpedal, backpedal.
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4/24/2005 5:43 am |
You made me laugh with your comment on your cats. I have a cat too and yes she seems to know just where to step, like across my face as I try to sleep. Or across my bladder , first thing in the morning.*smiles
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4/24/2005 3:23 pm |
Oooo!! AbsumZer0!!! bkneel; I bow to your Mighty Mighty Geekiness!! Amazing, sir!! BTW, your profile is among the best I've read...I'll confess to sharing some of your un-PC guilty pleasures. {=} Mollena
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4/24/2005 3:28 pm |
mixtrixc, I wish I could say that it was a fun bruise. It was, in fact, a "Shit, that table leapt out and attacked me!!" kind of bruise. Furthermore...although you can't see the photo of my kitties, they are GINORMOUS. I wish it were about 5 pounds of cat. They are plump broad shouldered piebald monstrosities that weigh in at 22 and 23 pounds apiece. So, yeah...thank goddess that they are on my side. Mollena
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4/24/2005 3:36 pm |
 am I not enough, krisleathers?!?!/ I collapse in Victorian-era swoonishnes that you'd rather see my kitties than me!!Then again, as majordomobilly, Gilghalad and FlaLady123 pointed out, they will take every opportunity to get you when they can. Thing is...my cats are not your average feline furballs. Biggs is, in fact, clearly the reincarnation of a lapdog. I have never seen a cat flop down in the middle of a raucous cast party and demand, LOUDLY, that all in attendance pet his capacious fuzzy belly. It is just bizarre. Wedge, on the other hand, is a straight up masochist with a shoe fetish. Years back, I accidentally backhanded him off of a table, sent him flying across the floor, and he ran back, meowing. I was nonplussed, but didn't think anything about it. Then a few months later, I was thwacking his butt with my umbrella to urge him up the stairs, as I had a handful of groceries. He started meowling and rubbing his head against my shoe. I though "OK, that's odd." and swatted him a few more times. Swear to goddess he is purring like a goddamned catnip-bomb had just been set off. Nowadays, if he is feeling frisky, I'll grab a cane and go to town. He'll seek out the nearest show, stick his head in it, and stick his butt in the air. And no, I have never scened in front of my cats. I guess he's just...kinky. Mollena
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4/24/2005 3:41 pm |
bkraven...man...those fuckers will wait until I have my finest all-black ensemble on and swoop down to cover it in white hairs. They have a particularly insidious belly hair that magnetically attacks fabric and weaves itself into the very warp of the weave. Don't get me started on the catastrophic mess that ensued when I discovered that Wedge had been nesting in my fetishwear clothes shelf and covered...and I mean COVERED...the lining of my Dark Garden waist-cincher corset with hair.  He is lucky he is faster than me. I almost shaved his ass bald that night. Mollena
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