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9/10/2008 11:11 pm Last Read: |
ALL DAY LONG. And we sit at work furiously zipping back and forth to one another the more egregious errors to try to stay sane. And then, now and again, the Goddess beatifically smiles and says You who have suffered Through scruffy pubes... ...through oddly shaped foreskins... ...through fuglyshots of phalli appearing next to all sorts of household goods in order to provide perspective.... You who have watch all manner of bodily fluid oozing fro often freakisly curved peenies... You. Long sufferer. Here, now, is A Gift. After I found this particular member *cough* in my bi-monthly wading into the slag heap that I needs must do for work, I was struck dumb and almost wept. Dress: Impeccable. Business: worn to the right, and HOLY MOTHER OF GODS. THAT, SIR, is how you pull off a dick shot. Once I showed it to two of my compatriots, this was about the conversation for the next 38 minutes. Holy mother of... Oh my god.... Wow....just... THAT is what I am TALKING ABOUT! *stunned silence* Giggling. I love the boots!!! OMG! OH. My FUCKING God. I dunno... Girl, he can wear WHATEVER HE WANTS.... OK, word, word... Shit! I am totally writing to him. *giggle* FUCK and he's in the UK. FUUUCK! Aw shit. You know she has that accent thing. I -- oh my god did you see the other photo?!?!? I know it is kind of an Eddie Izzard thng.. Eddie Izzard meets George Washington *pause for hysterical quotations of the "George Washington " cartoon* etc etc etc I am glad you opted out of letting us pimp you out, hot hot HOT HOT HOT man, because now I can pretend to keep you all to myself. *sighs* *DROOL*  Mollena
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9/10/2008 11:48 pm |
Right there with you, babe.. Email me his name.. *grin*
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9/11/2008 12:31 am |
AHEM. Ask any guy who has been to JHS or HS, there were/are many ways to trick out trousers, very convincingly, to cause the females to make sneaky looks at "maybe" dicks. Anyhow, everybody knows French and English and Japanese guys have small, tiny dicks. George
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9/11/2008 12:34 am |
Oh my Gawwwwwwwd, I just came on sight. Hold on, need a Wet Wipe... Back... I had to click the pic to enlarge it. Total lie, cuz that would be then that there glorious bit of manhood would be deadly-weapon-like humongous. Tee hee, only I clicked on it anyway to gaze upon it for an extended period of time. Sighs. And too funny about your description of all the sad and often disgustingly bizarre looking cocks on Alt. I laughed out loud.
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9/11/2008 12:44 am |
OMG! He seems too good to be real! Is it odd that the lace peeking from his cuffs makes me wet? As well as ...well... the rest of him, of course! DAMN! I want to make this my desktop picture so I can drool over it daily! fuck me, he's delicious! tell me tell me!  Molly
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9/11/2008 1:47 am |
Aside from the stylish attire, it's reminiscent of the back cover of Lou Reed's 'Transformer' album, which featured a strategically-placed banana. Possibly this fellow has added a couple of plums as well, but WTF, it's done with a hell of a lot of class. And if it's genuine, then even though his face is out of shot, I'm sure he's wearing a big smile.
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9/11/2008 1:50 am |
I want to know about 'the other photo' mentioned.  MsClaire
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9/11/2008 5:11 am |
don't care if it is real or not......it's a perfect cockshot....well dressed, classy and with promises of the evils to come....this demands appropriate appreciation so 'cuse me while i go take care of some unexpected business.... and thanks for sharing, mo, cos i know you didn't have too!!
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9/11/2008 9:14 am |
i'm gonna pretend it's not fake can't be fake it makes me all happy ~sighs~
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 9/11/2008 6:42 pm |
Very few things like that turn me on but you did it, Mo, he just hits the spot lol.
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9/11/2008 11:48 pm |
Okies.. stupid love dog preferences (that seem to change themselves on the whim of the alt goblins) have been reset... send me his name afore I hafta go searching through all the UK pictures to find him.
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9/11/2008 11:50 pm |
P.S. .. Did anybody else notice that he's missing a glove? ..Maybe taken off a few minutes beforehand to spank some wayward miss?.. .. Or fist her.. I can't decide which daydream I like better.
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