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Ding, Dong, the "Get Laid Guarantee" is dead.  

Mollena

1/13/2010 4:33 pm

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1/14/2010 4:42 pm

You know it...you love it...and I'm sure you'll be sorry to learn that, after expressing...strongly...my "Reservations and Concerns" about that particular gambit and forwarding your complaints, Management will be pulling the GET LAID GUARANTEE! campaign.

[fanfare]

It might take a while for the change to propagate across all of the servers but it should be totally gone by the next code release, and that is next Tuesday.

Indeed, despite the initial spike in traffic that made me look like I didn't know what I was talking about, there was an immediate inverse effect. SO, there you have it.

It might linger a bit because updates take for freakin' ever but it will be gone soon.

Mollena
damselNdisDress
992 posts 

1/13/2010 4:46 pm



Stagnation is akin to death.

buddhalovestud
14524 posts

1/13/2010 5:35 pm

does this mean I can't be hitting you up to "take one for the company?"

The soul runs deep, even in shallow waters

Jasmine6845
2369 posts 

1/13/2010 7:02 pm

Hallelujah!!!!!

tsarah
3939 posts 

1/13/2010 7:43 pm

Yeah, Mollena!!!

And thanks for going to bat about it!

Management needs to listen to you more often!!

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly."

Dreamer214
53427 posts 

1/13/2010 8:19 pm

Management will still be pulling us!

Thank you, Love.

foulmama
25305 posts

1/13/2010 8:22 pm

sure am glad to hear that.... (but I never got ONE offer wahhhh)

seriously... it is quite a relief to hear it is being pulled

For newcomers and not so newcomers.
Arm yourself with knowledge

pluckedpeach
4976 posts

1/13/2010 9:02 pm



Go Mo! You're my hero...

babypeach

Wiccaone
62 posts 

1/14/2010 2:37 am

Damn
now what will I USE FOR CHATROOM JOKE MATERIAL! alt just ruined my career change...guess like all who heard the jokes, I should keep my day job LOL..THAT WAS SOME WACKED SHITZ!

feels so good that if im wrong i dont wanna be right!

bitchwhore4
6194 posts 

1/17/2010 9:32 am

haha...well now there is the Initial Public Offering. God, I am watching the video now and it is kinda creepy.

maggielee
15288 posts 

1/19/2010 12:47 am

yippee! thanks for anything you did to get rid of that trashy banner.

a much worse problem, at least for me, is that they haven't fixed the code so that the number by the word "posts", under each of our photos when we respond still just takes you to a white screen and not that person's whole list of posts. this is how i kept track of conversations i was having with people via comments and replies. it's how i found a lot of the bloggers i watch, by finding more of their comments and posts and deciding i really liked what i read.
to be clear, on any blog post where there are comments, each comment has the person's profile pic there. under that pic is the number of posts that person has made. clicking on that number had always taken us to the entire list of all of their comments, in order. alt lost a lot when that function failed. please urge them to fix this. it's been a long, long while now - well over a month, at least. thanks for all you do for us here in alt, mollena. xoxox

cindy5432
581 posts 

1/30/2010 8:45 pm

    Quoting maggielee:
    yippee! thanks for anything you did to get rid of that trashy banner.

    a much worse problem, at least for me, is that they haven't fixed the code so that the number by the word "posts", under each of our photos when we respond still just takes you to a white screen and not that person's whole list of posts. this is how i kept track of conversations i was having with people via comments and replies. it's how i found a lot of the bloggers i watch, by finding more of their comments and posts and deciding i really liked what i read.
    to be clear, on any blog post where there are comments, each comment has the person's profile pic there. under that pic is the number of posts that person has made. clicking on that number had always taken us to the entire list of all of their comments, in order. alt lost a lot when that function failed. please urge them to fix this. it's been a long, long while now - well over a month, at least. thanks for all you do for us here in alt, mollena. xoxox
Maggielee -- You've probably already figured this out, but it looks like they just fixed the recent "posts" problem that you describe. It now brings up the list again. Hooray! I like to use it to see what others are commenting on too.

And yeah, good riddance to the Get Laid Guarantee.

I have a blog if you'd like to read it.

bound_over2u
28 posts 

10/16/2011 5:40 am

stunning profile pic I jsut have to say !!! so cute in red !

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