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(In)Dependence Day [Author's note: I'm getting bored with the voice chat lines in Atlanta, so it's time to jump the shark again. I expect the following reimagination of "The Star Spangled Banner" will go over like a Baby Ruth in a swimming pool, due in part to the challenge it will put on my barely adequate singing voice. When you read it, please try to laugh with me, not at me...] Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light The broad stripes and bright marks on your ass from last night? Whose strong arms and tight straps held you down on the bed As I brought to real life all the dreams in your head? When I pulled your long hair, your cheeks rose in the air, Which proved that you wanted the welts you now wear. So that’s why my black leather flogger does wave For the girl who was free ‘til I made her my slave. Play ball! |
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