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Ariadne my depressing friend.
10/3/2010 7:50 pm |
I have returned. I have seen many things but not all glorious things. ya so I was kinda having a fling with a 'nilla boy. Apparently he didn't see a relationship forming...so here I am. Back to cry on y'all shoulders. You know, if this was Greek myth I'd be dead, or remarried right now. The prize from someone's great conquest. Why is life so mundane? I wanna be someone's war prize! How bad ass would that be?! I'd get to go around town in my bad ass prisoner of war collar and all the closet subby girls at wally world would just swoon with envy! See? awesome. Another depressing little side note, I have been abandoned by my awesome mentor!  maybe she fell down a well, maybe Lassie got her. I don't know but I'm starting to think she doesn't want me anymore how sad. I think the myth of today is going to be the Ariadne. She was a princess of Crete who helped Prince Theseus get through the Labyrinth with magical thread. Once he escapes he takes her with him and they get a little frisky on the next island over and while they're sleeping off they're post sex glow Theseus thinks he can do better than a princess and leaves her in the night. Now, all is not lost for the beautiful and helpful Ariadne because Bacchus comes and hears her crying and falls in love. He is so carrying he places her throne in the sky where she becomes the constellation Corona and becomes a goddess. Wanted: One hot Bacchus, roughly my age, god status optional |
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