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"The Sexual Practices of the Wild and Kinky"
10/16/2010 1:41 pm |
*Spoken in the horrible, slightly British, safari narrator voice* Here we are in the jungles of the net, more specifically the kinky highlands. We're in search of the illusive REAL dom, also known as the "normal person dom". He is quite an illusive fellow indeed. *peers off over shoulder to look through binoculars* Recently we have encountered the invasive species the "sub means I'm getting laid" dom and the "limitations are for vanilla girls" dom. One is forced to wonder if the REAL dom has gone extinct in the wild and is now only to be found in the artificially setting of the zoo already paired off with a mate (just as a side note wonder if a zoo like that would let me volunteer?  ). We must keep searching though in hopes that there are a few healthy specimens out there. That is all for this season on "the sexual practices of the wild and kinky" thank you and see you next season. |
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10/16/2010 5:25 pm |
*giggles and then says in serious voice* Yes, Malein Perkings, I've also feared that the REAL dom may face extinction soon. I keep my binoculars close at hand and am ever vigilant, as I enter the rough country.  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly."
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10/16/2010 7:03 pm |
Better bring provisions, this may be a long quest. I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde
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11/28/2010 6:39 am |
"sub means I'm getting laid" dom Damn, I've been exposed!
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