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likesmatureones 55M
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4/24/2017 4:56 am
Funny story at the vets..better break out the scoobie snacks


so I got Bobbi cat in my car
( er for those not following my blog .. bobbi is the shop cat that injured/cut her foot like a week ago and on sunday I decided to take her to the vet)

and she is literally freaking the fuck out...

Now I'm used to dogs freaking out in a car... but this injured cat has never been in one..she is meowing constantly/she's breathing heavily/has a fast heart beat etc.

So I have her in my car, BUT have to get out to secure the gate at work..

..despite a bad infected paw this cat leaped out my door and put usane bolt to shame .
She was GONNNNNNNNNNNEEE ( hits the noz ....too fast too furious bitchhhhhhhhh).

Bobbi decides to fuck me over royally by climbing under the dock....which is too small for my ass to crawl under to get her back out..

When I do finally get her back in the car ( 30 minutes later).. Bobbi jumps on the steelwheel and just pisses herself silly .
..
Soooo yeah... welcome to my sunday.... it is the only time your happy that your drive a crappy ford focus

I call up the vet and ask if they have some sorta carrier or box I could put the cat in.. I explain she is freaking the fuck out in my car and just wants to bolt. They said sure.

When I rolled up to the vets I noticed this nice family with like a 20 something year old taking their in a blanket inside I unroll my window and explain my situation about the cat and they agree to get that crate to put the cat in.

I got Bobbi into the box without any hassle....but when I'm in the waiting room I hear the 30 something cool vet guy talking to the ...
( in my next life I call dibs on being the cool 30 something vet guy..lol)

"er no a can't die from eating your weed bro... I am more worried about the amount of chocolate in those brownies..."

I was like holy shit did I just hear that.. a 20 yr old slacker...a and a plate full of pot brownies....gives a whole new meaning to "scoobie snack.....

Then the vet asked what brand of mix he used and the said ducan hines..
to which the vet thought there wasn't alot of real chocolate in that brand
( is there any real chocolate in any of those brownie mixes???.

Atleast it is great to know there are some cool vets out there.....I'm gonna assume the eating the brownies is becoming a more regular thing.

and yeah the vet even hooked me up a bit.. lowered his charges and gave me some free meds for bobbi

likesmatureones 55M

4/24/2017 4:57 am


likesmatureones 55M

4/25/2017 3:51 am

Bobbie...as in her brother was called tom ( cat) and she bob (cat) or bobbie....that is about as creative as we were that day...

it would be silly to name a cat boobie

and no Miss Ann I doubt if the dude actually fed the dog the brownies.. I think it was more of a snatch and go operation



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