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Temptmered 63F
33 posts
7/28/2014 1:23 pm
7 Kinds of Sex


SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ... 'Fuck You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ...

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!

n2_trouble 59F
17 posts
7/28/2014 1:35 pm

And I thought I'd heard them all - wadda riot!!!


kb1971 58M

7/28/2014 4:25 pm

This is why I love reading the blogs on here, you never know when your going to laugh your ass off. I'm going to have to tune in more

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will suprise you with their ingenuity."~ Gen. George Patton


KinkySubGal 41F

7/29/2014 3:36 am

Oh hellllsss yes! Thank you for this one, made me giggle

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time - Andre Gide



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