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eliza1234 49F
1481 posts
4/27/2015 2:17 pm
All mouth and no trousers

Last Friday night, I ended up in Fabric in London with five of my lovers (two guys and three girls). A wonderfully silly time was had by all.

It was really entertaining to see the looks on people's faces as we all snogged each other. Some were clearly shocked, some aroused and some had no idea what to make of it all.

I lost count of the number of men who interrupted me and my female lovers as we kissed to tell us that they would gladly show us what it was like to be fucked properly. I already know so these kind offers were politely turned down.

Several men told me that they would be the best lover that I had ever had. In my experience, those who boast that they are the world's most amazing fuck or that they will make me scream with delight as they go down on me tend to fall far short of their claims. I find that those that are genuinely wonderful lovers never feel the need to bring this to my attention.

Do you find the same?

eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/27/2015 11:52 pm
    Quoting ralph696969:
    I'd be too busy making you cum to let you bother with those silly thoughts

    hahahaha


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/27/2015 11:53 pm
    Quoting  :
Absolutely x


xntrick 59M
2927 posts
4/28/2015 12:01 am

 I have to agree, boasting doesn't mean very much. It's also obvious that guys still don't understand why two women enjoy being intimate with each other.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/28/2015 1:44 am
    Quoting xntrick:
    I have to agree, boasting doesn't mean very much. It's also obvious that guys still don't understand why two women enjoy being intimate with each other.
Very true.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/28/2015 9:58 am
    Quoting  :
Not something I would ever do...but then I was brought up properly


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
4/29/2015 10:53 am

 I think it was Theordore Roosevelt who advice "sapeak softly and carry a big stick". He was talking about foreign policy at the time but I think the advice pertains in this instance too!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/29/2015 12:24 pm
    Quoting TheBargee:
    I think it was Theordore Roosevelt who advice "sapeak softly and carry a big stick". He was talking about foreign policy at the time but I think the advice pertains in this instance too!

I wish I'd had that quote on Friday night!


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
4/30/2015 12:04 am
    Quoting eliza1234:
    I wish I'd had that quote on Friday night!
The problem with using that particular line on a braggart is he might smirkingly inform you that he has the biggest stick ever. Sometimes you just can't win with people like that.

(of course for maximum "waych-them-run-a-mile" amusement, you could tell them that you're a shemale! Oh? Where did that guy go?)


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/4/2015 12:19 pm

 Oh, I'd ask to see proof. There and then. On the dance floor



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