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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
5/1/2016 2:16 am
Terminology

Our wonderful world of kinkery has its own terms and the people I speak to most are fluent in this language. So I sometimes forget that others may not understand. A few recent examples for you.

My boss wanted me to run a new project. He'd come up with a grand sounding name for the initiative which he shortened to D.P. I flatly refused to run an area called this (mostly as I couldn't see myself talking about it in a work context without giggling). There followed a rather awkward conversation to explain my reasons.

I was out for dinner a few weeks ago and ordered the spit roast. The waitress started to giggle as did we. Very immature but very funny. My dinner companion recounted this to a friend and was met with a blank look and, again, had to explain the term.

I was out the other day and commented on a number plate which included the letters FWB. My friend had no idea what the abbreviation meant and even when I said friend with benefits she had no clue what I was on about.

What kink terms have you used in the vanilla world that have been met with similar blank looks?

AFTERNOON UPDATE: And at the garden centre this afternoon I spotted this...

Silly alt has deleted the pic...it was a rose call 'golden shower'




eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/1/2016 9:14 am

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I look forward to reading later x


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/1/2016 9:15 am

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I'm sure you've made up for the sheltered start since


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/1/2016 9:16 am

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Tee hee xx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/1/2016 9:17 am

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Ha ha yes, we make new people at work do Computer Based Training and I snigger at that every time too.


IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
5/1/2016 9:28 am

My girl once told me she would be happy to cook and prepare meals for me - going so far as to offer to toss my salad before dinner. When I told her the kink definition of "tossing one's salad" her face turned bright red.

I remember now.


xntrick 59M
2927 posts
5/1/2016 8:12 pm

I was telling one of my co-workers about the show called 'Gold Rush'. In one episode they were talking about digging deep so that they could get to the glory hole.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/2/2016 1:12 am

    Quoting IAmMichaelURKnot:
    My girl once told me she would be happy to cook and prepare meals for me - going so far as to offer to toss my salad before dinner. When I told her the kink definition of "tossing one's salad" her face turned bright red.
Ah that's lovely


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/2/2016 1:13 am

    Quoting xntrick:
    I was telling one of my co-workers about the show called 'Gold Rush'. In one episode they were talking about digging deep so that they could get to the glory hole.
Ha, I'd love to see the episode where they find it!


Timetwofucu 57M
84 posts
5/2/2016 11:48 am

The terms 'Outdoor Reared' and 'Hand Reared' make me chuckle...

'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.'

Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/2/2016 11:53 am

    Quoting Timetwofucu:
    The terms 'Outdoor Reared' and 'Hand Reared' make me chuckle...
Haha, I'll now be giggling next time I see that in the meat aisle at Waitrose


Timetwofucu 57M
84 posts
5/2/2016 12:19 pm

It's mainly Pork...

'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.'

Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/2/2016 12:44 pm

Haha, tender loin.


Timetwofucu 57M
84 posts
5/2/2016 12:49 pm

Well stuffed?!

'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.'

Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/2/2016 1:19 pm

By a jumbo sausage!


Timetwofucu 57M
84 posts
5/2/2016 1:30 pm

Really meaty, not pink and flaccid...

'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.'

Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
5/3/2016 11:31 pm

Plumbers seem to have more than their fair share of sniggersome terminology; from the simple "cock" for a tap to greased nipples and male and female nuts!

BTW I think where was a picture with your update but it's disappeared!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/4/2016 12:50 pm

    Quoting TheBargee:
    Plumbers seem to have more than their fair share of sniggersome terminology; from the simple "cock" for a tap to greased nipples and male and female nuts!

    BTW I think where was a picture with your update but it's disappeared!


Ha yes, lucky plumbers.

Silly alt gremlins at work and I've deleted the pic I took of a lovely yellow rose called golden shower ;


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/4/2016 12:51 pm

    Quoting Timetwofucu:
    Really meaty, not pink and flaccid...
Haha, I think our school kid humour could go on forever


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
5/4/2016 11:40 pm

    Quoting eliza1234:
    Ha yes, lucky plumbers.

    Silly alt gremlins at work and I've deleted the pic I took of a lovely yellow rose called golden shower ;
Funny, I was looking at the David Austen catalogue only last Monday for a rose called Chris; I spotted that very rose and sniggered to myself!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/5/2016 9:03 am

    Quoting TheBargee:
    Funny, I was looking at the David Austen catalogue only last Monday for a rose called Chris; I spotted that very rose and sniggered to myself!


I particularly liked that the label said it was ideal up against a fence or a wall.


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
5/6/2016 1:13 am

    Quoting eliza1234:
    I particularly liked that the label said it was ideal up against a fence or a wall.
Well it would cause problems in a bed, wouldn't it?!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
5/6/2016 1:56 am

    Quoting TheBargee:
    Well it would cause problems in a bed, wouldn't it?!


Ha I guess so!



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