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What do you Love?
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Aug 9, 2008 1:19 am
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Ok, lets see who is reading. Tell me what you love. It can be anything and you are welcome to post as many times as you like.
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Tag Homework
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Jun 20, 2008 7:41 pm
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1. Where is your cell phone? On the dining table
2. Your significant other? Mistress
3. Your hair Shut up about my hair!
4. Your mother? Frail
5. Your father? Gay
6. Your favorite thing? Parties
7. Your dream last night? Finance and debt collectors
8. Your favorite drink? Mudshakes
9. Your dream/goal? Mostely unobtainable.
10. The room you're in? Lounge/dining
11. Your hobby? Too busy to have one..I enjoy the gym if that counts?
12. Your fear? Loneliness and being un-loved
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Healthy, Happy, collared and loved.
14. Where were you last night? Fetish club
15. What you're not? Cruel and judgemental
16. Muffin? Chocolate
17. One of your wish list items? Medical room.
18. Where you grew up? Midlands Tasmania
19. The last thing you did? Checked my emails
20. What are you wearing? Trackies and a jumper
21. Your TV? 76cm widescreen
22. Your pets? Two dogs
23. Your computer? Acer
24. Your life? Stressful and yet full of happiness
25. Your mood? Disapointed and frustrated cos I was stood-up yet again.
26. Missing someone? Always
27. Your car? Crappy old commodore
28. Something you're not wearing? Fuck!..where's my collar?
29. Favorite store? Eagle Leather
30. Your summer? Hard work in the blistering sun.
31. Like someone? Like nearly everyone. Love a couple of people more than they could possibly know.
32. Your favorite color? Black...I know, its a shade!
33. When is the last time you laughed? Last night.
34. Last time you cried? Yesterday
35. Your kink? I'm da king of kink baby!
36. Last spanking? A while ago
37. Last play? A while ago and it was awesome!
38. Last Orgasm? A long while ago.
39. Favorite toy? Butt plug
40. Hard Limit? None whatsoever! As long as its with my Mistress I would do anything for her.
41. Soft Limit? Scat.
42. Biggest challenge to your submission? Being everything My Mistress wants me to be and nothing she doesn't want me to be. I will always try my hardest.
43. Favorite place to play? Mistress Mishka's dungeon.
44. What do you want to try that you haven't yet? Everything.
45. What is the "edgiest" play you have ever engaged in? I dunno..I guess scarification.
46. What do you crave right now? Sex, company
47. What can't you live without? Love
48. Vanilla? Whats vanilla?
49. What part of B.D.S.M. reflects who YOU are? I am Mistress Mishka's slave.
50. Slave? Just told you that!
I'm Tagging: Everyone who reads this!
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Pesky Wabbit
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May 9, 2008 5:19 pm
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A rabbit walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher 'you got any carrots?'
The butcher says no.
The next day the rabbit goes back to the butcher shop 'you got any carrots?'
'No' said the butcher.
The next day the rabbit goes back to the butcher shop. 'You got any carrots?'
'No..this is a butcher shop, we don't sell carrots'.
The next day the butcher sees the rabbit approaching his shop..'oh no! Here comes that flaming rabbit again!'
'You got any carrots?'
The butcher slams down his utensils and shouts 'Listen here you fucking little pest, I'm sick of you coming in here and asking for carrots! The next time you do that I am going to nail your fucking ears to that wall over there!'
The next day the rabbit doesn't go to the butcher shop nor the following day. Weeks go by and still the rabbit does not show up.
Just when the butcher thought he had seen the last of the rabbit, the rabbit comes back to his shop.
'Got any nails?' asks the rabbit.
'No' said the butcher.
Got any carrots?
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I Got It!!!!
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Apr 22, 2008 4:21 am
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I did it...I got the job I have been after. I am so happy. I have handed in my notice at my horrible job that I have been working for almost 4 years. 4 years in a nightmare job is way too long. Never again will I ever work for anybody who has questionable scruples.
The job pays a lot less money but the rewards are tenfold. Thank you to everyone who crossed their 'pink bits' for me.
Calis xx
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Just An Awesome Day
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Apr 18, 2008 9:22 pm
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Viewers...smee again
Had me another 'mickey mouse' day yesterday.
It started with a job interview for a position I have craved for several years. Just as I find I can no longer work for the fucktards that are my employers..and need to get out or lose my sanity entirely..my dream job becomes available. I so wanted this job for years and regularly checked just to see if there was ever an opening.
I got an interview (I am so bad at interviews..get really nervous). I had eye surgery earlier in the week and showed up for my interview with a fairly gruesome looking eye. Those were the cards I was dealt so nothing could be done about that. At least it would be better than wearing 'stinky shoes' I told myself.
They interviewed me for 2 whole hours but it did not seem to be anywhere near that long. When I left the interview, I felt really positive. Not long after I arrived home, one of my referees called me to say that the interview panel had already rang him and told how ultra impressed they were with me. I think I am in!!!!!
Viewers...the day is not over yet...a wonderful night followed. Mistress had planned to play that evening but decided my eye was not ready to be tested as yet. She is simply the best and she looks after her slave always. Mistress took me out instead..and time with my Mistress is always heaven to me. I had a fantastic night which rounded out my day so perfectly.
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just for laughs
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Apr 18, 2008 12:09 pm
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A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly and sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chille. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
So, he gets a cup of coffee. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chilli bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. You can have it."
The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chilli back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." --------------------------------------------------
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Where are all the party people?
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Apr 13, 2008 4:43 am
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Hello viewers,
Am I the only person on earth who hasn't grown up yet? Where are all my partners in crime? Is everyone else sitting at home playing solitaire on their computer to pass the time as well?
OK ok...I need to expand my network. After taking stock I realise that most of my friends are simply acquaintances. They are friends of friends and are busy with their own lives and their own intimate friends. They are all good people and always friendly and seem happy to see me. Its not their fault or their responsibility to entertain me.
I do have some really top friends of my own but moving constantly around the country is not the best way to keep in contact with friends. Also I am too fussy. I can have lots of friends who like to sit around telling jokes, stories and play-flirting....yawwwwnnn!!!!
Party Party people...make yourselves known and lets have some fun!!
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Dungeon Roses
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Oct 16, 2007 5:34 am
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  This is the first rose from a bush that I have planted and grown myself. The rose is 'Hybrid Tea Christian Dior'.
I like to have a rose in Mistress's dungeon for her when she is using it so I have planted several carefully selected varieties. All are dark red and suitable for cut flowers. This rose is slightly different in shade but is an early bloomer.
There is something extra special about growing it myself. I can not stop looking at it and marvelling at its brilliance.
Calis
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