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A GOOD MAN
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Dec 20, 2011 1:03 pm
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A gentleman is someone who whips his wife ass before he takes her shopping.
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WHIP IT
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Dec 20, 2011 12:55 pm
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Where ever you are tonight...
“Love well, whip well.”
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ASHAME
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Dec 20, 2011 12:39 pm
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I have not cooked a meal in years. Friday is my dinner party at home with ten couples, and no kids.
It would be nice to make dinner this year. Tried to bake a simple apple tart to impress my daughter, I burned it, and it taste like crap.
I cannot cook…………I need cooking clinic.
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WISE WORDS
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Dec 19, 2011 8:55 am
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LOVE YOURSELF....OR............HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT OTHER'S TO.......... LOVE YOU.
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THE GIFT
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Dec 19, 2011 8:54 am
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HAPPINESS IS A GIFT.
IT CANNOT BE PLAN.
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FART
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Dec 19, 2011 8:51 am
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HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.
Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.
Men are like disposable tissues...
You can pick them up, blow them and then toss them
aside.
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why ...or...They burn out if you run them to hard.
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REVENGE
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Dec 17, 2011 4:16 am
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In revenge and in love woman is more barbaric than man is.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
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KINKY WOMEN DAY
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Dec 17, 2011 4:14 am
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The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
VIANET
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GETTING OLD
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Dec 17, 2011 4:10 am
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From birth to eighteen, a girl needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality, and from fifty-five on she needs cash.
viaSOPHIE TUCKER.
be your own judge..
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LIVE LIKE YOU WILL DIE TOMORROW
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Dec 16, 2011 4:52 am
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Life gives us many opportunities to learn the lessons we need to learn.
If we do not learn from our mistakes the first time, we’ll get another chance......... and another........ and another.
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