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REPOST: The Notorious Ashtray Fuck
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Nov 15, 2007 10:28 pm
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(The post I just made with the multi-purpose service gag just reminded me of one of my fave "Scenes", even though it wasn't officially a scene. For my own enjoyment, as well as yours, I repost it yet again. Because it fuckin' rules.)
Back in the mists of time, when I was only a pervert in my heart and had not yet plumbed the depths, I had this affair with this guy. (if you missed the original story, THE STORY OF JIM: Part I: The accidental toruists and My (sex) Life story part 1.1A (yeah, I know,I know, get over it) and My (sex) Life story part 1.1B When The Van won't leave.... and My (sex) life story 3.5 - London Calling contain much of the ride)
ANYWAY!
Long ass story short, I was having this affair with this hot musician, and we were having hot nasty sex all over Los Angeles and then up in San Francisco.
He was staying at the Four Seasons in SF, and I came up from LA to visit him.
He was a serious smoker. At the time Id quit, but had to smoke defensively. But I swear to goddess, the first thing hed do in the morning was open one eye, reach for his fags and lighter, and start smoking. It wasnt my favourite thing, waking up to a smoky room, but when one is smitten near death one puts up with much.
The usual routine had occurred one morning, and I slid under the covers to escape some of the smoke.
Oi! While youre down there
he mumbled, awaking with that massive twitching hard-on that I did so adore.
Yes, well, while Im down here
It didnt take much to persuade him, and in a twinkling I was on all fours with him behind me, his hands on my back and then
ooo, oh, bliss, his thick cock inside me
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I settled down and thrust my ass in the air, just reveling in that leisurely raunchy fuck, and dripping wet
until
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I realized that the smell of smoke was still strong. Which didnt make sense
shouldnt it have dissipated by now
?
I open one eye and am astounded to see a plume of exhaled smoke curling past my head, tendrils mocking me with the obvious and only conclusion
.
I looked back over my shoulder to see that Jim was still smoking his cigarette while he was fucking me.
Jim! God, man, what the hell are you doing?!?!
He laughed in his throaty growly way
"Youre right, love, sorry
He then reaches for the ashtray.
Does he place his cigarette in it?
No.
Does he put his cigarette out in it?
Try again.
He picks up the ashtray
puts it squarely on the top of my ass crack
.
and taps his ash into it.
And all of this while still fucking me.
Cheers! he winks!
And, ladies and gentlemen
.I came on the spot.
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SHOCKED!!!! I am SHOCKED.
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Nov 15, 2007 2:50 pm
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OK.
D00des.
Go to Google and enter the following string in the search box
GI jonny good advice video
and hit the "VIDEO" button to search.
Then watch this 2 minute video that, upon viewing, I am still unable to get my eyebrows from the ceiling or my jaw off of my lap!!! Hilarious and...well....!!
Dude!
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Portland....
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Nov 14, 2007 1:50 pm
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I might, after all, be able to make this Leather Convention in Portland and go bring my wealth of knowledge, etc, to the denizens of the Pacific North West.
Now...what on earth should I blather on about?
The Taboo Play Class? Extreme & Edge Play ? High Protocol? Negotiating As A Submissive / Slave? Aftercare? How To Be My Perfect Dominant? Crafting Scene Reports?
Feh.
I'd better update my perv resume. I have 2 more pending invitations to speak and or teach that I have been sitting on.
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Eight.
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Nov 14, 2007 1:37 pm
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Tonight I'll go over to the 8:00 Meeting, and get my 8th Month Chip, as this is my Soberversary.
Today is a beautiful warm sunny day.
And I feel allright 
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unfuck me.
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Nov 13, 2007 12:27 am
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The problem, i find, with
feelings
that you cannot not really no
not really
pinch them back into their
little flour-sacks once they
co
me tum
b
l
i
ng out.
And loneliness ... that one is good, man
it is expert because
see, unlike other
feelings that creep up on you
or that just sideswipe you
loneliness is a
m i a s m a
you breathe it
in your lungs
clothes
hair
between your contact lenses and your cornea and over
your sclera
it is oozing
and when you slip into bed at night
it is in that cool space
where your toes
just
reach and it
is in that spot next to you
that spot you wish
someone was hogging
right now.
and, like any good
heavy (ig)noble gas it suffocates
with a worrisome slowness
and you keep thinking you are gonna die, and that might actually
be OK
but you don't
and there is just another
sunrise
you can be grateful for
that you can thank the gods
and the maker
for
and you can be thankful you are
all by your fucking
self
to watch it.
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Let's Play a Game! (since we spin the barrel on a daily basis anyway!)
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Nov 12, 2007 6:41 pm
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If you or someone you know fits 5+ of these criteria, they may be......
--> A typical dominant?!
--> In the grip of a psychological disorder?!
Your Therapist can make the call!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
(4) requires excessive admiration
(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
( is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
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Masturbation.
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Nov 12, 2007 12:46 pm
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Yep.
Yeah....nothing planned for the morning, spent several hours in bed listening to the news and reading porn on my phone, to the point where my Wahl vibrator was literally too hot to hold.....not the worst way to start the week
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..
...
I still feel kind of lonely though  Why isn't there such a thing as hugsterbation?
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