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Nothing to see here.....
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May 13, 2006 11:38 pm
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Especially since there isn't not anyone I have had sex with who happens to be on Tribe..... who is adorable.
Fuck ALT.
I so get more laid on Craig's List.
And, now, more than on ALT, I get laid on Tribe.
Like, in the past couple of days.
Like, for much of the evening. A couple of days ago.
And also I did NOT break 3 of my friends into my workplace to watch the MAGNIFICENT KFOG KABOOM from our balcony....
And, well, I RULE.
Well, I Do.
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Not only do I rule, I am also totally fucking psychic.
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May 10, 2006 3:36 pm
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I rule because I get to have margaritas and nachos with Khloe_P in a scant 1.5 hours.
I am totally fucking psychic because I totally am.
SO, OK. I order lunch from my fave pizza place at about 11:45. It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive.
At, like half past noon, I heard a cop siren bleeping and blooping and I turned to my co-worker, with whom Id ordered lunch and jokingly said Whaddya wanna bet thats our lunch getting pulled over."
It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive, It didnt arrive.
After a bunch of calls, and a lot of BS, and frustration, and low blood sugar, I called the people at Chicos and canceled the order.
SO, like over TWO HOURS later, homeboy arrives. I tell him to take a powder.
He sounds really sad and stressed.
So, like an asshole, I call him back and say OK, Ill take the food.
I basically am gonna have to take a loss on my co-workers food.
She, BTW, went to lunch with her boyfriend who dropped by for a surprise visit like 2+ hours ago.
I think the surprise is in his pants.
Or maybe hes proposing and now they are all weepy someplace.
ANYway, so the pizza guy comes up, and he says (get this!!!) he is sorry it took so long, but he got PULLED OVER BY THE COPS a block away.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the trouble ensues because I only had enough ca$h to pay for MY order, not mine AND my co-worker's.
OK, look, mister fanny-banany-panny, YOU made me wait for hours for my lunch, YOU should comp my shit and NOW YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME FOR BEING NICE?!?!?!
Ooo.
I just wrote them the most awesome complaint letter.
AND I'm gonna MAIL IT.
CERTIFIED, beotches.
Well see who is the banany-panny!!!
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Circle of Life, baby.
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May 10, 2006 12:04 pm
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A pair of crows are fighting off a hawk above the Mission right now.
How kick-ass is it to work in an office where I can track the circle of life in 180° ?!?!
Thank the GODS this is a Slow Day @ the office, and that everyone but the barebones staff are visiting schools. YAY!!
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I Need to get Laid.
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May 10, 2006 10:53 am
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And I am contemplating Desperate Measures to do so.
I might have to contact one of the boys from the Excel Booty Call Spreadsheet ©.
(what the photo says)
How to get laid in New York #47:
Tell her you want to settle
down and get married.
Its a complete lie but
It works.
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BEEF SANDWICH!!
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May 10, 2006 9:53 am
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I have no title, so I am using an aspect of the evening that does not appear in the post to titillate the reader. Do you feel titillated?
How fucking bizarre is it to have dinner with 3 of your new friends: 2 of whom you have known for 30 years, one of whom you had a crush on when you were, say, 17, who is now married to one of the other friends you have known since 1st grade?
Pretty fucking weird.
Add to the freakiotomy free tix to see the awfullest piece of lurching shite you have seen foisted upon a stage in like forever, and it becomes even surrealer.
Martin Short: PLEASE STOP. Your show is
NOT GOOD.
AT ALL.
Thank the gods for Original Joes, and thank Ganesha especially for Richard, my Pet Waiter Who Gives Me free Jack Daniels.
I just crippled my Spell Check with this post.
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Yet another RollerCoaster
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May 8, 2006 12:21 am
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Oh goodness!!
Yeah, OK, wow.
So much this weekend....
I have a friend who is in a bit of a pickle, situation, and pinch, in needing a place to stay. In trying to see if I could have them stay with me, I had to look at my horrid living situation, as in my rooms are in horrible shape. I also had to look at my own plans to get my shit together.
This while trying to figure out how to write a script.
Actually, two scripts.
In 4 months.
OK, so,no pressure.
I wish I were more Donna Reed in my housekeeping. But I am not. I really rather suck when it comes to keeping my roost presentable. Unless, of course, I have a level of accountability.
Funny thing is, when I DID keep my house super neat and clean, the majority of my friends were all about not leaving their homes, but having ME comply to THEIR desire to have me amuse them on their own turfs.
Hey you want to come over?
Well, why dont you come over here?
Huh. OK.
So, for whom was I keeping a tidy room for, some random booty call??
*argh*
Whatever.
OK, so the rest of my weekend was actually good.
I know that, if I have a couple of days, I can provide my friend an OK place to crash, because I believe in being there if I can for people.
I had an AMAZING Saturday. I had a FANTASTIC lunch with the amazing woman who ruins our local dungeon. We are planning my teaching an intensive in the ramp-up to Folsom Street Fair.
I had a meeting with someone who wants to produce a script that I will be writing in the next month.
I had a bunch of needles stuck in me by someone who has done it thousands of times. I had another few needles stuck in me by someone who has never done it before. I had a needle stuck in me by someone who will probably not do it again.
And holy fuck was it hot.
And did I mention the whipping I managed to cadge thereafter from our Lovely Party Hostess?!?!
I met with a bunch of kinky writers, to see how we can further our Evil Agenda of writing about Our Experiences, and how that might happen.
I had a BBQ with a Couple, 2 of my dearest friends, and we had a spirited debate about how to best grill fish, whether or not Vincent D'Onfrio is acceptable in TV scripts, gasping over the fantastic excesses of The Simpsons and The Family Guy, and giving me the opportunity to provide a little service by making dessert from found objects in the kitchen 
It is late, I need to sleep.
I have 2 meetings, 3 nights of development and no night of chilling coming up this weekend.
But I feel great.
Love
Mo
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Lady's Night!
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May 6, 2006 11:48 am
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So, last evening, in commemoration of the Mexicans kicking the crap outta the French back in the day, me,  and firesiren had glass after glass of wonderful sherry. There were tasty snacks. I even undertook my annnual Ritual Eating of the Evil Fungi. They are still nasty. I don't care what you do to 'em.
We zipped over to the beautiful Cliff House for dinner and fantastic views.
Ah, yeah, life, it is good!
xoxo
Mo
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Thanks for an AWESOME evening :-D
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May 5, 2006 11:11 am
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I guess it is all of those years of clean living *cough* that lead me to be so fortunate as to have my buddy M., The Fantabulously Talented and Rock-Star-Esque, take me out for QUITE a night on the town!
Despite the fact that we couldn't get into Cafe Delle Stelle, we were lucky enough to get into Absinthe right across the street.
Oh the gods themselves smiled upon me as I took a "Tequila Flight". Way to develop a taste for expensive agave juice!!! The Partida Reposado and the Cazadores Reposado altered my opinion about Tequila. Fine, complex and freaking awesome with the Kumamotos and Hamahamas I had for an appetizer.
Don't get me STARTED on the succulence of the stuffed pork loin! M.'s sturgeon had mad flava as well.
All this decadence was simply a lead in, the foreplay, as it were, for our foray over to watch the legendary Ute Lemper do her thang over at Davies.
Despite a less-than-flattering choice in the sartorial department, this woman still has it going on! The only thing I'd have wished for was a bit more Weil. And less patter. But no matter, it was AWEsome!
Thank you thank you thank you!!
I feel like such a princess!
Love
Mo
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