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(on YOUR behalf) :
I AM NOT USER FRIENDLY and;
Political correctness to me is just another way of saying.. "Of course I care.. now lick me"
YOU as the VOLUNTARY reader shall be the victims of my ponderings, rants, plagiarism and chaotic madness...
repeat after me... ITS ALL GOOD, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BETTER, DEATH FUCKING SAID SO!!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY..THEN KINDLY FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
"You're such a trouble maker, 'Rina. Dire need of discipline. Seriously."
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
It's too big to fail.
It's too big to fail.
It's too big to fail.
I'm glad were friends. Can we fuck now?
"I believe a 2000 year old Jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your Master so He can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..." if you do too.... this is the blog for you......
My old blog is here: subbie_rina
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny
into your profile to help him gain world domination.
Please... assume that all words contained on this blog are a product of plagiarism... (that way I can't be held accountable... <----smart slut )... |
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The Condom......
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Feb 24, 2009 10:36 pm
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The United States government announced today that it is changing its national symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....
A condom:
-allows for inflation
-halts production
-destroys the next generation
-protects a bunch of pricks
-gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed
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The Rules.......
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Feb 22, 2009 8:27 pm
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1. Treat others who visit here with respect.
Don't come in My house and personally attack someone else. If you disagree, say so... But do so with respect. Don't bring your personal drama in here. If you do, I will bitch-slap your irritating ass out to banishment.
2. Treat the Owner of this blog with respect.
Strangely enough, I'm slightly more tolerant of someone disrespecting Me than witnessing someone disrespecting others... But don't push things. Perhaps we've known each other in a past life. Perhaps you enjoyed me then... Perhaps not... Feel free to express either opinion publicly on this blog. Do so with the understanding that it was then... This is now... Things are different... Confused? Refer to the first sentence of rule two above.
3. Speak your mind, but make sure the drivel is coming out of the proper end
If I am wrong, say so... But don't be an idiot about it. State your opinion, show your facts... Whatever... Most likely I'll thank you for it. But let's be clear the only soapbox around here is reserved for ME... Understood?
4. Steal whatever content you want from me...
I'll make more. I don't care about plagiarism. The only one who makes money off this content is Alt..
That is all for now... More will be added as they become necessary. If you don't like the rules or want to complain feel free to send DominantBlogger an Email.. He loves Alt mail....
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Burnt on Bullshit.....
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Feb 21, 2009 4:00 pm
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The sad truth is that the world is so full of misguided idiot assholes that have no interest in learning anything beyond what they already believe to be true.
What ever happened to hearing what someone has to say and trying to understand it a little, even if you don't agree?
One example that's fresh in my mind is how most men think it's "awesome" to watch two woman "get it on", but think that watching two men is just disgusting, and anyone who disagrees is a "fag". Right Ben??
While I personally don't enjoy watching two men fuck, I could sit there and watch it and not be bothered by it.
I can also sit and watch two woman and not be bothered OR even turned on by it.
Woman on woman is no more "natural" than a man fucking a man.
It's just sex.
I think it's kinda boring watching two fake-ass silicone titted bleach blonde's pretending that they're hot for each other.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing really exiting about it.
It's fake.
Regardless though, the point is that it's getting old listening to a bunch of "Ben's" acting like there is something wrong with what other people like if they don't like it.
I'm sure these are the same guys that wonder why they can't find a "really cool chick", that doesn't mind that they wanna play video games all night and watch some wrestling, knocking back a sixer while they're in the kitchen shaving their pussies.
But hey, if that's what makes you happy, then go for it, just don't expect anyone else to put up with it when they have better things to do.
It's kinda like how you feel about two guys fucking.
Politics is another one.
Why is it that everyone has to take a clearly defined side and root for their man.
They're all assholes and they all fucked good hard working Americans out of one thing or another.
Why the fuck do you need to be defined as a liberal, democrat or conservative???
Seriously, why can't you have an opinion that defies party lines?
I know, because you can't turn off your fucking computer long enough to have an opinion of your own.
Read all of it, make your own decisions, but most important of all, be fucking honest with yourself no matter how much it hurts your fragile little ego... the bottom line is... it just doesn't fucken matter...
How many of you actually stop to think about what's really important in life?
Do you really think it's that shaved pussy, or that SUV?
That new pair of Jordan's in their 5,000th new color?
What overpaid athlete is playing where, or what he said about his overpaid coach?
WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
None of these people care about you.
None of them have to wake up to your miserable life.
None of them are going to pay your bills, but somehow we keep watching and giving them our money.
We keep wearing their Jersey and jacking anyone who thinks our team isn't number one.
How can you people actually care that much about something that is so fucking insignificant?
Read a fucking book, take your kids to a park.
Tell your wife you love her and maybe take her out on a date for no reason other than you love her and you're happy that she washes your gross underwear without killing herself.
Instead of watching cams on ALT, why don't you learn how to do something that you always wanted to do?
Learn how to re-build an engine, sew yourself some new pants, plant a garden, eat fresh vegetables and don't eat meat.
Do anything, but for fucks sake, turn off the computer for a while.
Sometimes I wonder if everyone knows that it's all bullshit, but they're just afraid of what will happen if they stop letting themselves be brainwashed.
Maybe they'd realize that it all means nothing.
There is no finish line.
Nobody really wins.
I'm not saying kill yourself right now, because that's just stupid.
Fuck it, you're here so you might as well have a good time.
The thing is, it doesn't seem like anyone is really having a good time.
How can you be having fun when all you do is bitch and complain about everything?
We're the biggest bunch of complaining and worrying mother fuckers ever.
Me included.
How the hell did we get this way?
When did it happen, when was all of the joy and beauty sucked out of your life?
What ever happened to being defined by the kind of person you were in each situation, and not by what you drive, or your salary, or if you plagiarize blog entries? who gives a fuck??
I love it when I see some talking-head on tv trying to seem important, and under their name it says something like "tv personality", or "fashion guru"... what the fuck!?
Why can't it just say "Bob"?
Maybe we have too much information at out disposal.
A never ending supply of useless crap to help us all define who we think we want to be.
An endless supply of "entertainment" to help us all forget that there is no point to life, or anything else that we're supposed to do to keep this American dream floating.
If anyone has any answers I'd love to hear them, because I'm burnt out on all the bullshit.... really burnt...
speaking of burnt.... the latest voting update...
Should marijuana be legalized?
yes 167
no 46
unsure 11
Total Votes 224
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Rock... Paper... scissors.....
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Feb 15, 2009 4:01 pm
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It's like my brain, my heart and my pussy have been involved in a sick and twisted game of paper, scissors, rock since I met you: Pussy over brain, heart over pussy, and brain over heart.
Pussy had the lead early on, winning round after round against brain which was screaming to end things with you right from the start. Well, maybe not from the start, but from that second night together when I was driving you home after sushi. But pussy won. She wins a lot lately, especially since she and brain discovered ALT.
Then somehow, heart started to win. Brain gave it permission to proceed slowly, as brain has been holding back heart for the last few years and heart really needed to love somebody. So brain let heart love you, just a little bit though. Brain knew it was important to throttle what heart was feeling for you because brain knew you were unattainable.
But then somehow, you charmed brain too. Pretty damn impressive work on your part, sweetie. That's never been done before. Mostly pussy and heart gang up to enjoy Mr. Unsuitable and brain just goes along for the ride - usually a very fun ride. Sometimes heart and brain team up to date Mr. Nice Guy and pussy really doesn't have as much fun as she would like. But to have all three at once - whoa!
Didn't last long long, though.
Pretty soon pussy got unhappy, didn't she? You didn't seem as interested in her as you once were. But you had heart and brain firmly in your grasp, so we continued on. But pussy was nudging brain along to make a change. Especially after she met Jack. Pussy was crazy about Jack and brain could see why. Brain was starting to get disillusioned with you too. Brain thought you could have made more effort too see me and was tired of the "I've been busy" excuse.
Plus brain knew it was hurting heart whenever you mentioned whateverhernameis in the Brooklyn. Brain thought maybe your heart belonged to Brooklyn girl and your dick/brain (there's no distinction for men, is there?) was making you see me. All things considered, brain still thought you were a great guy but she also thought we'd be better off without you.
So pussy and brain decided to end things with you. They made several tries before it stuck. Heart fought it all the way because heart still loved you and she influenced pussy who convinced brain and the saga continued for a little while longer.
But not for long. Pussy and brain were both unhappy with you. Pussy felt like you were going through the motions and brain thought wanting to see you more than once a month was not unreasonable. Heart didn't want to aquiese but brain was too strong without pussy reigning her in. So brain broke up with you and managed to stick the landing.
Heart has been in excruciting pain ever since. She's trying so hard to forget you. Brain and pussy are doing their best to move along too. Pussy just found out that Jack is married so that hasn't helped. Brain made her end it. After all, if we wanted a husband we'd get one of our own. Pussy agrees but still misses Jack.
Heart's recovering slowly. Brain's trying to help her along by telling her it was the right thing to do and that you never really cared for me. Pussy's a bit disillusioned after Jack and wants to take a little break too.
So that's the story. Brain and heart hope that we can be friends one day. Pussy's open to that too because she thinks we'll get drunk and end-up naked. Brain says no way, but, like paper over rock, pussy beats brain every time.
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Time to be creative kids... You can do it....
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Feb 14, 2009 6:35 am
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Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.
Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.
Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty whore,
And you love it up the shitter.
Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.
Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.
Your turn.....
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Want some tea??
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Feb 13, 2009 4:02 pm
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One day my mother was out and my dad was babysitting me. I was maybe 3 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it all up. Then she calmly says to him, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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just STOP!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 13, 2009 5:22 am
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As some of you might know, I don't eat meat.. Just don't like it.. I think its too chewy... and if there is blood on the plate
But I do cook for the twins.... Their Dad is a Chef and has opened their pallet to many tastes that most haven't discovered. They love eating all of god's creatures. My daughter Jessie is just starting to be like her mom... She will choose a good salad and pasta over a steak, Oatmeal over eggs.... She did a report on how animals were slaughtered for food consumption here in the states for school. I remember her calling me over, showing me those Utube videos... Cattle are many times stunned in the head with a steel bolt, their throats are slit, then they are left laying around to bleed to death. The bleeding method is used when they want the least damage to the carcass as possible. The animal is cut in a place where they will bleed the fastest. One man that has worked in a slaughterhouse says They blink. They make noises. The head moves, the eyes are wide and looking around. He watches animals die a slow and painful death everyday when the animals are perfectly alive and conscious. He also said, Some would survive as far as the tail cutter, the belly ripper, and the hide puller. They die, piece by piece". Many animals do make it as far as being skinned when they are still living and feeling pain to the fullest. it broke my heart.. I know.. we have to eat, I get it.. I am not a nut.... BUT
just for me.... there has to be a better way... Most of you have owned a pet.. I have been lucky enough to have grown up around MANY animals (including 7 brothers).. for the record, the type of love and trust that one can see in the eyes of a dog or cat... is the same exact look you get from a cow, horse, goat or pig. They live.. they have feelings.. they have bad days, they hurt, they trust, they love, they look forward to interaction with people and other animals. I have seen some wonderful bonds between a cat and a goat who were inseparable... a Horse and a German Shepard who would lie together at night and snuggle...
That project... changed her.. She is now on a crusade.... she has ordered bumper stickers (with her OWN money) and placed them on MANY stop signs here in town. I was driving home from the High school yesterday and passed 6 stop signs. All of them made a statement... I wonder if she will be the first in the family to be arrested for destruction of public property......
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National Wear Red Day......
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Feb 6, 2009 5:22 am
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National Wear Red Day-February 6, 2009-is a day when Americans nationwide will wear red to show their support for woman's heart disease awareness. This observance promotes the Red Dress symbol and provides an opportunity for everyone to unite in this life-saving awareness movement by showing off a favorite red dress, shirt, or tie, or undies.
Red is hot. It's a strong color that conjures up a range of seemingly conflicting emotions from passionate love to violence and warfare. Red is Cupid and the Devil....
Now, show your love and leave me something....
RED
(The Scarlet, crimson, vermillion, carmine, maroon, burgundy, ruby, rose, madder, rouge, brick, blood red, blush, fire engine red, cinnabar, russet, rust, Venetian red, flame, Indian red, tomato. .... amaryllis, pictured was grown in my den...)
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420 friendly
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Feb 2, 2009 8:36 pm
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Currently, 13 states have laws on the books stating its not a crime to possess small amounts of marijuana. Internationally, other countries have similar legislation. A number of studies reveal legalization of pot does not necessarily lead to increased usage.
It's time to decriminalize and legalize marijuana. Turn it into a commodity, regulate it, tax it and let's begin to start paying off our national debt with the new revenue instead of increasing our debt by fighting a losing battle.
marijuana use should be a choice not a crime. If done correctly regulated marijuana could provide more than a million jobs, free up millions of law enforcement man hours, provide for wall street investment and urban renewal, and maybe help us turn the corner on the drug problem. Eventually industrial hemp would come online and it would employ more than the the medical/recreational end of the market.
I think it is a great time to consider legislative changes throughout the country to, at a minimum, decriminalize small amounts of marijuana use/cultivation. This seems to be heading down a similar path as the Prohibition of Alcohol early in the 20th century, and I feel very strongly that the result will be the same. Might as well escort in a new era, beginning with a new president.
for the record... President Obama is not in favor of the legalization of marijuana.
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