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Sex is Good
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May 24, 2006 2:42 am
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Gay Marriage
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May 19, 2006 9:40 am
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like
eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging
around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to
new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector
economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still
illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the
sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples,
infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our
orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only
raise straight children.
 Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the
values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have
only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.
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SunShine
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May 17, 2006 6:01 am
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I can see clearly now the rain has gone
The sun has returned
I forgot what blue sky looks like
break out the SPF30
now I can get the laundry hung out
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Limericks, limericks everywhere
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May 16, 2006 5:36 am
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Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care
They locate it more quickly at night.
There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.
http://alt.com
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New gig
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May 13, 2006 3:22 pm
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I just finished chatting with a friend who runs a modelling group. She is going to set me up with a website, and I will be doing some modelling. I am really looking forward to this, my first photo shoot will me on the 27th. This should be fun.
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New Job
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May 12, 2006 2:48 am
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I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I got the Job!! I don't start until June 5 but at least I won't be unemployed anymore!!
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the hunt
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May 8, 2006 3:23 pm
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I've been chatting, and we came up with what seems a fun game.
A bunch of Dom/mes get together with paint ball guns, and go out hunting subs
I would enjoy getting hunted like that. Thanks for the help and inspiration, nilla_pup , and Shades_of_JadeShades_of_Jade
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Are you a submissive
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May 8, 2006 1:02 pm
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I took this test :
http://alt.com=5541230829000177740
and here were my results:
You are 72% Submissive!
Submissive and dominant personality traits are part of everyone's natural make-up. You may be very dominant in the workplace or in being the head of your family, and yet still be submissive when it comes to relationship or sexual matters.
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