Profile change . . .
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Jun 11, 2008 6:47 pm
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Hi there to A/all who know me and for those that will come to . . .
My previous profile on Alt was simply_butterfly. During that time there were so many occassions that I was called simply or even worse simple 
It's been a running joke that if I was given a dollar for everytime that happened I would be rich by now however there is no way I could work it out to receive automatic deductions for this 
Anyway after much frustration over having to explain that my name is simply butterfly I have decided to crete a new profile. The name butterfly was already taken long ago so I have had to be creative and use a capital I instead of a lower case l 
Those that were in my network and on my watched blog list I will get around to Y/you A/all as my priveledges allow and re invite or re add or please feel free to re invite me Y/yourselves.
I have posted a bulletin to my network to inform Y/you A/all of my profile change.
Some of my past blogs I will transfer here and I will leave my old profile open for a short while as I transfer things over to this new profile.
Thanks for Y/your ongoing support and I look forward to seeing Y/you A/all again here 
Hugs 
butterfly
P.S now Y/you A/all know I am a Kudos slut so please feel free to barrage me with them again as I sure am going to miss my old ones 
"Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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Commitment to ones Master . . .
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Jun 12, 2008 4:08 pm
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I am willing. .
. .to receive what my Master givest me,
. .to lack what my Master witholds,
. .to relinquish what my Master takes,
. .to surrender what my Master claims,
. .to suffer what my Master ordains,
. .to learn what my Master teaches me,
. .to change what my Master alters,
. .to do what MY Master commands,
. .to be and do anything that my Master requests always!
"Come to the edge" He said. "No, we will fall". "Come to the edge" He said. "No, we will fall". "Come to the edge" He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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Drive through cash machine instructions . . .
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Jun 26, 2010 12:48 pm
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through Cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender..'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE: most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Apply handbrake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in debit note book and place receipt in back of note book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release handbrake.
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My living will . . .
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Apr 19, 2010 7:12 am
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Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room discussing the future and I said to them ,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
The little bastards.....
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my father lost his battle . . .
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Apr 6, 2010 3:56 am
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my father lost his battle with cancer Sunday afternoon 04/04/2010. Thank Y/you A/all for Y/your support during this time. i may not get back to Y/you as promptly as possible during this time.
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Merry Christmas!
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Dec 21, 2009 11:39 pm
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Wishing Y/you A/all a very Merry Christmas. May it bring many wondrous moments with F/family and friends.
"Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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Just for you Bargee baby . . .
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Dec 8, 2009 2:31 pm
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Bargee baby this is just so you don't feel disadvantaged LOL
Gees i luv you xoxox
"Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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New piercings . . .
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Dec 2, 2009 12:09 am
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Well i finally got my 10 new piercings last Friday. They appear to be healing nicely. i can't wait to lace them up but i am being patient 
Piercings by Craig at FUNK THAT, Dunedin, New Zealand.
"Come to the edge" he said. "No, we will fall". "Come to the edge" he said. "No, we will fall. "Come to the edge" he said. So they came to the edge and he pushed them and they flew.
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A Cow's Tail . . .
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Jul 27, 2009 7:57 am
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A Cow's Tail . . .
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that!'
"Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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Sexual health check . . .
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Jul 9, 2009 6:24 pm
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Because of the job i have recently taken on sexual health checks are a neccessary routine. Last week i went in for mine and my Dr looked so shocked as to my current career path but was supportive nonetheless. In 17 years that he has been my Dr ( including time as a casual patient when i have lived in another town ) he has never ever given me a physical examination. O/our relationship has been more one of friends than Dr/patient ( which i have needed out of him as a Dr more than anything ) and whenever i have needed anything checked he has always referred me to the nurse or a female Dr. Well two weeks ago when i made the appointment the receptionist told me a female Dr or nurse would not be available on that day and asked if i wanted to reschedule to which i declined.
my Dr was so funny taking extra care to warm the speculum etc and check it against my skin to make sure it was not too cold. Prior he went through the list of things he would be checking for and added a few other things in as well to be on the safe side and since i was already giving blood and samples. i am possibly one of the worlds worst patients and i usually hold off going until either i need hospitalization or have a list of things i want to see him about so when he finally gets me there he likes to be thorough LOL
Well the nurse just phoned me back to say YAY i am all clean  . i have been really blessed in that i have never even had thrush in my life. The record still stands  i can only begin to imagine how anyone would feel if they were unfortunate enough/careless enough to have ever contracted anything.
The only negative thing from my tests is that my cholesteral is slightly elevated and only by 0.3. Isn't it funny when you know you are healthy it can put you on top of the world.
i was amazed talking to my friends in the USA how high an incidence of STD's are and think that regular testing should be a natural part of the lifestyle to help control and reduce the incidences of STD spread and infection within the community.
"Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. "No, we will fall." "Come to the edge." He said. So they came to the edge and He pushed them and they flew.
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