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Sometimes we need a place to put our thoughts...the idea that someone might read it is somewhat strange...but then again who would read my ramblings?
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
"It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give pleasure when one fornicates. Beauty is a simple thing; ugliness is the exceptional thing. And firey imaginations, no doubt, always prefer the extraordinary thing to the simple thing."
Marquis de Sade
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I hope one day i will be quoted
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Apr 16, 2005 12:52 am
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I like looking up quotes and wonder how i can become famous enough to have something i said be quoted...I think more importantly I should find something worthwhile to say first..lol. I sometimes wonder though if some of the quotes from like way back if they are really what someone said. Did you ever play telephone as a child?
Here are some that i like:
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Koran
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Northanger Abbey
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Mother Theresa
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881)
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Today I am amazing
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Apr 16, 2005 12:18 am
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I had a great day today. It was one of those days where everything just seemed to go my way. I woke up and finished this song that I have been working on for a long time, and you know what? It sounds great. I'm usually so self critical, but aren't we all. I finished my Postman paper and had time to run to the gym. I found out that I have lost 40 pounds. I was stunned. I do not nor will I ever own a scale. I think that they are self defeating even when you are losing. I found that when I had one and was trying to lose weight I would weigh myself 20 times a day and get mad that I hadn't magically lost 20 pounds in the last hour.
I started on my weight loss because of that jerk that I was convinced had some super Master powers. He said that he found me such a turn off the way I was and that he would only use my ass and my mouth until I pleased him physically. I know, I know, why put myself with someone who wouldn't like me for all of me. Lesson learnt. I am so much more than that! I am a glutton for being treated like shit.
So now I find it funny, I'm looking good and it's for me and no one else. I felt like I could fly today and even the stupid asses at my work couldn't get me down. I wish I could bottle this feeling and sell it.
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La Vie Boheme
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Apr 15, 2005 11:41 pm
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Jonathan Larson...may your words live forever as you left the world too premature...
To days of inspiration,
Playing hookey
Making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate,
To going against the grain
Going insane, Going mad
To loving tension, no pension,
To more than one demension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension,
Not to mention of course
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike midday
Past the three piece suits
To fruits, to no absolutes
To absolute, to choice
To the village voice
To any passing fad
To being an us for once
Insted of a them
La vie boheme
To hand crafted beers
Made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt,
To rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To heuvos rancheros and Maya Angelou
Emotion, devotion,
To causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
Mucho masterbation
Compassion, To fashion,
To passion when it's new
To sontag, to sondheim
To anything taboo
Ginsberg, Dylan,
Cunningham and Cage
Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes
To the stage
To Uta,
To Buddha
Pablo Neruda too
Why Dorothy and Toto
went over the rainbow
to blow off Auntie Em
La Vie Boheme
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homosapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men
Pee-wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana
To apathy, to entrophy, to empathy
Ecstacy
Vaclav Havel, The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To no shame
Never playing the fame game
To marijuana
To sodomy
It's between God and me
To S&M
La Vie Boheme
Jonathan Larson
February 4, 1960 - January 25, 1996
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Kat...the paranormal investigator
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Apr 15, 2005 2:10 am
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So now that my popcorn is all done...and so is the fun, I'm all excited. I found out that next weekend I get to go on another investigation. I'm part of a group that does that kind of thing. LoL..sometimes I can be so eloquent with my words. I don't know who out there in blog land believes in this kind of thing. I found that there a believers and skeptics, and both are so convinced that they are right. I can't say that I know what is out there because I don't. But I do think that there is something there.
My group is actually pretty cool and it seems that each of us has our own "talents". I've had some cool experiences and some absolutely freaky experiences as well. The last investigation we did was of a closed down hospital. Ofcourse I can't say which one because we bribed our way in. To start we break up into little groups and my group gets thrown on the psych ward. I've never felt as physically sick on an investigation as I did there. We actually got a really cool picture of this man, and some weird shit on video as well. In the hospital in the cardiac ward I was actually physically pushed. I have never had that before and let me tell you it wasn't a pleasant experience. I did feel bad though because something really didn't want us there and I can't say that I blame it. I have a good picture of that orb too.
Now for those of you out there who think that orb shots are just dust particles, we have some really good shots with very clear faces in them and pictures taken in a row where the orb is the same size and moves all over the place. But I'm not here to convince anyone...I'm just thrilled because it's been so long since the last investigation.
The really funny thing to me is that this place that we are investigating next week end is none other than....you guessed it...a movie theatre. LMAO...It's not the same one that I worked at but it should be interesting none the less.
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Popcorn and masterbation
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Apr 14, 2005 11:42 pm
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It's funny how when you have something that needs to be done, so many other things seem so much more important. Like right now i have a paper due and finals to study for and here i am eating microwavable popcorn and watching a rerun of My So Called Life. Plus i'm horny as hell which really isn't helping the study factor. I mean who wants to write about Neil Postman's view of technology's influence on childhood when one is obviously thinking of other things? And here i am watching TV and using a computer...i should be shot. Then again i'm not a child, although i certainly feel that way at times, maybe i'll survive.
I think it must be spring. This happens all the time at finals...i go into heat and can't study. Then again...i think i'm in heat about twice a year...it just lasts 6 months each time.
The weird thing is i think that popcorn makes me horny...ok...maybe that's a little weird but there is a reason for it. When i was in high school i worked in a movie theatre. Actually for like 5 years i worked there. Point being while i worked there i was dating a coworker...and man...i had some great sex with him. We would do it in the stair wells and the projection booths..it was great. So i guess maybe it is a Pavlovian response...i smell popcorn...i get wet.
i guess i'm just glad that this popcorn isn't buttery..butter isn't exactly something i'd like to lick off my nipples...lol
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Why do people feel it's necessary to comment on the weather?
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Apr 14, 2005 1:01 pm
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I think my title pretty much says what i'm thinking...maybe it's because it's a common converstaion piece. But the few polite people that come into my work always seem to comment on it. I can see outside...i've been outside and i've felt it...lol
I know that this seems petty but when you hear it about 200 times a day it can drive you kinda crazy. Personally where i live the weather changes and in winter..yeah...guess what? it's cold..this is Canada...lol...if you don't care for the cold move...and when it's raining please don't come in and ask me if i ordered this crappy weather! because you know i DO control the weather for this planet!....lol
Sorry...if you can't tell work has been driving me nutty right now. it's like with the price of things...please don't complain to me about it. I wear a name tag...that should say it all...
Arggggggggggggg...........
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A little bit of manners goes a long way
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Apr 13, 2005 10:25 pm
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Ok so this blog isn't so much about the lifestyle or really anything on this site...
I work in customer service...i've been in customer service since i was 13 years old and i have to say that in the last few years no one remembers to say please anymore. Thank you is still out there just not as much as it should be.
Now i don't want you to think that i am a little miss manners...although my mother did make me go to a charm school when i was young...but when some one comes up to me and says give me...and doesn't say please...i just want to tell them to shove it up their ass. Just because i am the one behind the till does not mean that i am less of a person and it doesn't mean that i have to jump through hoops to make you happy, and just because i am a cashier it doesn't mean that i am stupid! I have no problem saying please and thank you...and guess what...i still give service with a smile.
But...just when i think that everyone in the world is a complete ass...i have a couple of construction workers...CONSTRUCTION WORKERS...  come in and they were the most polite and wonderful customers...maybe not all hope is lost.
Just remember a golden rule for meeting new people...Someone who is nice to you but not nice to the person serving you is not a nice person...
Goodnight
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scat...i'm not sure i get it
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Apr 12, 2005 3:41 pm
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ok...i've gotten a few emails lately...and ofcourse stating that i am an ass whore..lol...i have had requests for scat.
Now i'm kinda asking for help here...i know what scat is and everything...but i'm trying to understand what the turn on is. I have seen porn with it and stuff...but i don't get it. Is it just another form of humiliation or is there something else there.
I am the type of girl that if i am comfortable with someone and trust them i do love to spend hours just licking an asshole. Am i missing out? or is it just vile?
i know that as with water sports there are different ways to play...like i said...i'm just not getting it
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Why do some people have to be the way they are
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Apr 12, 2005 12:57 am
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i know that sometimes training can be like a job...you can be fired within the first three months for no reason what so ever. I had an incident with my Master...well not Master any more where i was suposed to go and visit him for the weekend. I had a shitty week, my grandfather had died and i dislocated my shoulder and wasn't able to make it. With nothing more than a goodbye he hasn't spoken to me since.
i understand that he should have been my primary concern and maybe i should have taken the greyhound to go see him...but i don't know...if you've ever dislocated your shoulder i don't think that being on a bus four hours after the doctor had popped it back in would have been the best thing for me.
i'm ranting just because a few weeks later i can't even get him to talk to me. i know that i should just let it go and find someone else who will enjoy the pleasures of my tongue but i'm hurt...
When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long at the closed one that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Helen Keller
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