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DOM MEN with their ASS hanging out
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Feb 8, 2009 10:22 am
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OK I was going to do just one post today about my adventures last night. BUT as I was reviewing my emails, winks and all the other BS, I am disturbed....
Of the 7 or 8 profiles I looked at, stating all "DOM" men, 4 of them had photos of their asses out. It made me stop and look oddly again. OK you are a "DOM" man and have pics of your junk (which does nothing for me either) but then your back side and some even bent over alittle.
I don't no, I like a nice ass on a man and even enjoy spanking one....But it just turned me off ...
I just think undercover for the other team.....
Also, why do people keep pics from 3 years ago on their profiles. Ok I can see if you have a collection but if you have 4 pics posted and they are all like 3 or 4 years old, I personally think, you must be hiding something. In todays time, your shit should be up to date...
Ok done ranting...for now.
<===(He is so delicious)
Kitty
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Courtesy Flush..We need to talk about this "shit".
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Feb 4, 2009 3:31 pm
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So there is a rest room I like to go to ....Down the hall away from everyone. (excuse to get out and be gone for a bit)
So yesterday I went in and was like WTF.........What is this odor...,Did someone put their 10 week old trash in here?!?!?!
Now because this is my restroom of choice, I have some spray and lotion I keep in there...I don't mind sharing with the few others. So spraying I went....But now it smelt like rotten cabbage and Febreeze.
Well today I met the new girl on the floor above us. This bitch first has the audacity to come DOWNSTAIRS to use my floors bathroom. ( I saw her shoes in the office upstairs..(I am Mc Giver like that)
Second, she needs a colon cleanse of something because she is TOXIC.
I have always been a fan of the courtesy flush. regardless where I am, it is done. For the obvious reasons.
I go in whistling and FUCK ME, it smacked me in the face...That rotten smell. I said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"......
"Hello" a faint voice..... Oh shit, I looked down and saw a pair of feet hanging down...
Do I leave, Do I stand still, do I go pee!?!?!?!?
I said "HI" and grabbed my seat cover, holding my breath. Well the sound effects followed and I stopped in mid-stream. Where is the COURTESY FLUSH!! OMG how can you be killing my air cells......
I wiped (still holding the rest of my pee) got up washed my hands quickly and ran to the other bathroom.
In the office I felt like the odor was in my hair and clothes. I spoke to my co-worker....She was laughing so hard....We went on a hunt for this person. The 4 of us on our floor know the "shitting" rules....
We had to go upstairs to find her...Like a pack of wolves we surrounded her..I saw the shoes...It was her rotten cabbage ass violating our bathroom....
Nasty ass people..Always remember the courtesy flush rule...It saves life's!!
(Yes we posted a cute little memo with clip art in the bathroom)
Kitty
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YEAR of the BIRDS..........not......
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Feb 1, 2009 7:12 pm
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Well thanks to the support of Steelers or Cardinals????? MasterBKM's well wishes....
And the SUPERB HALFTIME SHOW [post 626683] by Splitsville & EG...
But yes we lost bitches.......
Great game, especially in last quarter. Good job by all, but screw all you towel swatters, there will be another time!!!
Damn I lost alot of money on this game 
going to go lick my wounds
Kitty
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No my first name ain't BABY, it's BITCH, CUNT if you're nasty.
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Feb 1, 2009 12:02 pm
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(Wish ALT played sound...Ms.Jackson's 1980's Nasty would be playing)
So after a few weeks of being single, my gf thought it was time for me to go out on a date. So, her bf's, sisters, cousins, mothers son has been looking for a good woman. A freakin BLIND DATE. I have been quiet content with being "man" free but figure, hey what is the worse that could happen.
Well I sent "Tom" an email and we exchanged some basic info. We decided on the restaurant. Yea I was a little nervous just because I had never spoken or seen him. My gf knows me and what I like (although she says you keep dating the same type men you are going to get the same results).
So we met at McCormick & Schmick's. "Tom" was waiting when I arrived and greeted me with a wonderful smile. Pleasantly I was surprised and thought ok he is attractive, I can handle this....
THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH. "Hey Baby, how are you." I cringed, because I DESPISE being called baby or any variable. I let it go and we went to our table. In the first 10 minutes he addressed me as baby or babe at least a dozen times. The waitress came to take our drink orders and guess what he said..."Babe get her whatever she wants."
Why won't my phone ring, should I excuse myself and head to the bathroom? After a drink I was mellowing out and trying to enjoy dinner. He put his hand up and addressed the waitress as "Babe come here please".
OK enough ranting...During my 3rd bite of crab cake he said "BABE you enjoying dinner?"
I put my fork done and said. "Look TOM, the name is AA-QW-AA. 3 syllables, say it with me, AA-QW-AA. Not baby, babe, boo or whatever else generic bullshit name your little brain can think of. Address me by my fucking name."
The look was priceless. Deer in headlight eyes....Cheeks turning read...His response..."Your a fucking bitch."
I got a grin ear to ear and said "No I am actually a fucking cunt." I picked my fork up and continued eating my crab cake. I looked up and he was still looking at me, like I was crazy.
I said, "BABE, eat your food, it is getting cold."
No more blind dates for me......
Kitty
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Who drank Kool_Aid?
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Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
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Disturbing...]Unbelivable....
Has be pulled a Sweets on us?
I went to read a certain flavors blog and it says "MEMBER NOT FOUND".
Maybe it is the Alt Monkeys toying with us...
Maybe Jesse the Pussy Slayer has taken over...
I just hope Ms. Triscuit has not drank all the Kool_Aid....
Kitty
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Stimulate, Stimulate, so says Wall Street Journal
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Jan 29, 2009 1:47 pm
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With all the economic downfalls lately and daily job losses, Wall Street published an interesting article today. How about you work for free to help keep your job.Large and small companies are asking their employees to work for free.Some are asking for a day, some up to a week. What do you get out of this? To keep your job. So do we have 100 people laid off or do we all sacrifice a week of pay to keep everyone employed?
That is a hard question to answer. My initial response would be "yes",I am willing to take one for the team. BUT, then I thought more. IF my company was in the situation to ask me this, well what is going to be next? 2 weeks, a month, a 20-30% decreases in pay? Times are hard and there is no easy answer. I do know if my employer asked me, I would say give me a day to think about it...When I got back to my office, a posting I would go of my resume to look for another JOB!
What do you think? Would you take one for the team?
I recall a few years ago (In Bush's administration) government civilians were furloughed for a few days.
That sucks, but so does the times we are facing.
Kitty
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The first step is to acknowledge...I have an addiction problem
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Jan 28, 2009 3:27 pm
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SHIT..............
IT IS SUPERBOWL WEEKEND.
I have suspended birthday celebrations this weekend so I am ready for Sunday.
So,if you don't know, I am a purple bird fan. Yes they are out, but our cousin, the red birds, are going to keep the family proud.
My addiction, is betting on games...Today, damn-it, I realized I had an issue when I bet on the COIN TOSS!!
But shit, if our red cousin wins, the new LV bag and shoes will be MINE!
Football season needs to end..... My addiction will go away for a few months!!
Kitty
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COMMON of the DAY
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Jan 27, 2009 2:46 pm
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What do bleached blonde's and 747's have in common?
A black box....
Ok another your lucky day
What do Walt Disney and Viagra have in common?
You have to wait an hour for a 2 minute ride....
I am done for the day
Kitty
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Let it snow...Let is snow...Let it sleet
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Jan 27, 2009 10:21 am
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When the boss said go home, who am I to say no. Came up out of the dungeon and what a beautiful day. Roads are just wet and the side streets are starting to slush up. Great we are getting freezing rain/sleet all night. Of course it wont be enough to shut the city down, just enough to cause the commute to take hours!
The little people and I spent an hour out playing. So therapeutic to play in the snow. Sledding, snow ball fights and snow angels!!!!
time to light a fire and get some hot coca going with extra marshmallows. A lovely first snow with the family!
(my backyard)
Kitty
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