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nemo me impune laccessit
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curiosity killed the cat you know. I know....
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Jul 21, 2008 5:33 pm
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I had a dream...
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Feb 15, 2012 5:28 am
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... and it was all shades of fucked up...
Pyx * chowder * Max Faust
Ever have a dream about an ALT.com blogger? WTF
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Jesus Fucking Christ
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Feb 13, 2012 4:53 am
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"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor,
it is impossible to create
a parody
of Fundamentalism
that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing"
Poe's Law.
The entries in question from SEX IN CHRIST that I can not comment on since Mary the mother of fucking god made the blog friends only but have suspicion is taking quite literally are worth a read over.
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Will you show my wife/gf/husband/bf how to …
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Feb 12, 2012 7:12 pm
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I have no problem taking time out to show a woman/man a few things their partner has expressed an interest in – often this approach gives them the confidence they need to try. I said try, I did not say to have all your dreams come true the first time! You have to empathize with them a bit, imagine having you staring back with all these fantasies and expectations: no one should be set up to fail.
I can only relate to such suggestions in context of my own relationship: me and my partners have always talked about anything and everything so conversations on sexual experimentation were common. This is not the case with everyone else but it is important for people in the relationship to be able to at least share something’s and still feel human.
Now guys, I know you get tired of reading blogs, ladies telling you what to do and what not to do but I am seriously trying to help you out here: help me help you. I have a few suggestions that would work when bringing up the kink subject with a partner that might otherwise not be:
1. No matter what your fetish or desire is the first rule of thumb is: once you say it out loud there is no taking it back. You had better be sitting there looking at the person you are about to tell this too and be certain they can handle it – best to hold back and go for balloon animal fetish and not hit them with the three ring circus version of your desires, no matter how bad and hard you want it.
2. When and where will make or break the chances of it ever happening:
• whilst naked in bed, after congress or during, is not really a good time. Some women will agree to anything, even marriage, and regret it in the morning or you might find her coming back in from the kitchen with the electric mixer with her own ideas.
• In public and or with friends/family around: don’t pick up the drum stick at the bbq and say you have always wanted to know what it would be like… even if you manage to laugh it off in public she will always be looking at you from the corner of her eye wondering.
3. Do not show her a porn video! I get it, there is a vid out there that just captured what it is you want to happen. She will only see the size two blond airbrushed fake tit woman in latex and in some sort of automatic pre conditioning manner dismiss the whole thing as impossible and you are and will be forever the man that doesn’t find her sexy.
4. If your partner is all about sex with the lights off and in the missionary position chances are she not about to do a gangbang with the local college football team. Do not invite guys over thinking it will happen, even IF she said it would be fun: alcohol, drugs consumption should be taken under consideration to any proclamation of interest.
5. Another woman cannot talk your woman into doing it! Sorry but it doesn’t work that way, if she is not into fur pie, no matter what I say won’t make her want too – and she will just hate you for it not me!
6. For Valentine ’s Day or anniversary: do not buy her a strap on and some butt butter. She will not know what to do with it and she will only ever remember this gift for the rest of your relationship. Au contraire to what family guy says: diamonds do not equal her having to do shit for you.
7. You want her to be more dominant in bed? Spanking your own ass is not the way to go about it, nor is acting out on her what you want done to you – she will only wonder why it is you need her to do it because you seem to be doing a fine job on your own.
Here are some boobies for reading this far. Next I will try and help give you some ideas of how to bring it up – or maybe other bloggers will be so inclined.
 not a pyx picture!
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And who said that ....
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Feb 8, 2012 9:52 pm
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... ...
You would think the Catholic Church
would take converts where they could get them
and most likely to attend
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Hanging from the ceiling fan
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Feb 7, 2012 9:11 am
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Is the work I have done so far on the jacket.
It is in real good condition but obviously used, so I decide to keep the few small holes that show some wear, and my only initial debate was to go with red or black. I mixed black material paint in with some FX latex – once it is all done it is not going to be the sort of thing you just throw into a washing machine, so the latex surface will make it easier for cleaning and does manage to give it a bit of a shine. I have decided to not put latex on in the inside of the jacket, the cotton feels nice as it is, but will go with a basic red material dye.
My company on Saturday was not even taken back that there was a straitjacket hanging from the ceiling fan in the kitchen – I am fortunate to have that sort of friends.
*Pyx picture 2012
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0500hrs
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Feb 6, 2012 2:17 am
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again.
fuckity-fuck-monkey-cock-dick-munch-fucking-shit
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Deep thoughts by Pyx Poly
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Feb 5, 2012 5:15 am
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While out splitting wood
I have received several offers of marriage from men driving by the house: They will do a double take, drive up to the bend in the road, and put the vehicle in reverse to come back and talk to me.
I wonder what I have to do
to get them to pull up and actually split the wood for me?
*pic via gooble
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