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Why is good hygiene an option?
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Mar 15, 2011 11:33 pm
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I can't stress the importance of good bodily hygiene enough, for both men and women. What I don't undestand is how not everyone is on the same page with it. Daily showers, deodorant, teeth brushing, shaving (on the first AND second floors ); all of these things should just be common sense (there's a wonderful oxymoron). Unfortunately, I've heard more than a few stories where they aren't.
C'mon, people, show a little respect for yourself and for your potential partners. I know that if I can smell you before I see you I'm not going to get any closer; and if someone doesn't shave (or at least keep their pubic area trimmed and the delicate parts clean and smooth) and you haven't washed in two days, I'm NOT going to be putting my mouth anywhere near you.
Good hygiene should be mandatory, in my opinion. Punishable by badger-
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kaput is kaput
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Mar 10, 2011 8:08 pm
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The male masses have made me pretty much decide to just quit putting myself out there. I can't compete with the ones that are really awesome, or really physically built, and most of the others remind me of a bunch of penguins in a glass-enclosed cage, and every time one of them is overcome with hormones at the sight of a lady penguin on the other side they go charging into the glass (though usually it's in entire flocks). And it's pissing me off to be in the same cage with them.
Good luck, ladies, and for what it's worth, you have my condolences
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I can prove God isn't a woman
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Feb 24, 2011 10:28 am
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So for all of the feminist "God is female" types out there, I would like to discuss the following:
Exhibit A: The Hymen. In order to have vaginal sexual intercourse, the woman has to quite literally have part of her insides torn apart. The man doesn't suffer any sort of first-time (or second or third-time) pains other than a possible "oops that was too fast" moment.
Exhibit B: The Period. Every few weeks, the woman gets to enjoy bleeding from places that shouldn't bleed, and this has become the brunt of many jokes and ridicule. But the man doesn't have to worry about bleeding from his penis (normally), and if he DID, we'd all have to take that a lot more seriously because then it wouldn't be a laughing matter.
Exhibit C: Pregnancy. The Woman has to spend 9 months (give or take a few depending on the rush) being an incubator for an angelic (or demonic, depending on your point of view) creature, who will then attempt to crack open her pelvis and sail into the world dragging her insides with it, all while putting up with the man's incessant "Are we there yet/When can we have sex/why are you upset?" questions. And of course, the man doesn't have to go through any pain, unless you count perhaps missing the Superbowl or guys' night out.
In closing, my final argument is that, you can either choose to believe that a female god is so shortsighted or vindictive that she intentionally made her sex suffer and let the man off scott free, or you can accept that only a male god would have saddled the women with all of that shit because he was "watchin' out for all his bro's".
**If anyone is offended by this post I would like to direct you to Article 15, section 7 of the Geneva Convention which states that "any person making inflammatory posts from his bed while under the influence of fever shall not be held accountable for said posts and it will be assumed that said posts were the attempt at humour, misguided or otherwise."
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I don't know why
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Feb 22, 2011 9:15 am
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but when I'm sick, my sex drive goes through the roof, which is a pain because people don't want to have sex with you when you're sick  maybe it's the being naked in bed all day that does it, I dunno. But right now, I've got a fever, chills, cough, a headache, and all I can think about is fucking a hermaphrodite, or a beautiful TS, or having a threesome, or an orgy, ETC, ETC GAHHHHHHH.
Not the way I wanted to spend my day off..
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RCRG ROCK
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Feb 21, 2011 2:32 pm
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We got to spend 4 hours of AWESOME on Saturday and watched the Rat City RollerGirls battle the Rose City Roller Girls teams. And I shouted myself hoarse cheering on ReanimateHer, she's a fantastic skater. Helps that she's a treat for the eyes as well.
The DLF won their bout, as did the Throttle Rockets, but Grave Danger lost (sadly) in a Sudden Death overtime, and the Socket Wenches lost to the High Rollers in the same fashion as most other teams seem to lose to the Socket Wenches.
It was still an enjoyable time, and I'm really in awe of and proud of all of the skaters, they do a fantastic job and it's exciting to me to be a fan of a sport that promotes and encourages women. Good on ya, girls, and keep it up. We love you!
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Cancer patients, fake v.s natural, and other random thoughts..
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Feb 20, 2011 3:29 am
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So lately I've been thinking about the film Fight Club, specifically the part where Edward Norton's character is in the cancer victim therapy group, and Zoe (or was it Chloe? I don't remember) was at the podium speaking about how the most difficult thing she was finding about having cancer was that she really missed sex, and was desperate to find someone who'd have sex with her. That part of the film almost makes me feel really emotional about her, because I can empathize that what she needs most of all is a little human intimacy and physical/emotional contact. And sadly, that's the thing she's not getting. The inference is that people are either too scared of "getting cancer" from her or are unattracted to her because of her ailment, and I've felt many times, ever since the first time I saw the film, that if I'd been there I'd have had sex with her; not out of pity, though I'd definitely be sympathetic to her, but because I still found her attractive and because she needed the compassion. She just needed someone to give a fuck, no pun intended. Someone to care. and I felt I could have been that person. Some friends of mine have thought I'm insane for thinking that way, but..ehh..sometimes my mind just does that.
In other news, we just went to eat at Panda Express (yeah maybe not the best choice in retrospect) and while I was parking one of my friends saw a really hot woman waiting at the bus stop. So he told me he was going to be right back, because he was going to go there and ask her if she was interested in some "hot NSA fucking."
I stopped him and said "okay, before you go over there, just think about this ONE thing, just for a moment: that girl, the really hot one? She's probably had guys come up to her wherever she is, a bus stop, a grocery store, the fucking hospital; she's probably had guys come up and hit on her, ask her for NSA sex, and be creepy to her, since she was 12 years old. She's probably had that happen EVERY fucking day since she was 12. So if you want to be another creepy perv that makes her feel threatened or disgusted or objectified, go right ahead. I'm just Saying."
My friend loked at me, then back across the street at her, and said "man, nice guys never get anywhere, you know that?" and I said "yeah, you're right, nice guys don't. But you know what else? NICE guys also don't make her life a living hell."
He didn't bother her, and we walked on to lunch.
I'd rather be a nice guy, treat a woman with common decency, and never get anywhere with her, than make some poor girl feel that her sole reason for existence in this world is so that fucking men can stick their dicks in her..
Lastly, for this piece of memorable brain diarrhea I'm apparently compulsively spewing onto this blog post:
I don't get the war of "Fake versus Natural". Honestly, so what, people?
WHY does it matter if a woman's breasts are naturally beautiful, or if someone took the time and effort to make them that way? Whether fake or real, they're still fun to play with, right? They still taste great, they still feel great, and they still look great.
If a guy could actually take pills and grow a bigger cock (that can't happen, in case any of you men are in danger of getting conned, so don't waste your time and money. Sure, it SHOULD be able to happen, but it doesn't), why the fuck would it matter whether he was born that way or it was artificially augmented. The point is, a cock is a cock; no matter how it got big, if it's big, HALLE-FUCKING-LUJEH.
People should be far less worried about fake or real, and just LIVE..
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A few days ago I had the strangest urge
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Feb 18, 2011 12:37 am
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To strap on a pair of skis, some welding goggles, dishwashing gloves and a snorkel, and then stand out on the sidewalk in front of my house in just a thong, and see what happens..
I could also add a sign to the mix, just to keep things interesting. hhmm... yeah, a cardboard sign , maybe saying something like "GRAVY??"
And these are usually the times when I completely understand why the average person fears me.
In other news, well...to be perfectly frank and blunt, MY MOUTH NEEDS FUCKING.
Specifically, giving oral sex to an appreciative, deserving and lustful woman (or women). And more specifically, to one(or more) who want(s) (and DEMAND(S)) many many orgasms from it all in consecutive order. Someone who will get so into it that she'll be fucking my mouth out of raw need to explode.
And if she's a squirter, whos gonna complain? Not I, Your Highness..Not I.
And lastly, I'm recovering from a migraine, had a headache all day and couldn't leave work because of their stupid "occurrence" policy. If I left I'd be getting written up. yeahhhh..stupid. But whenever I have a headache or I'm sick, my body cranks up the sex drive to "BRAINKABLOOEY" and then, well..there you go...
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