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Liar Liar
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May 10, 2008 10:08 pm
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Liar Liar
stephanie loveless
a special, nasty little love song for everyone who's ever had their heart broken
liar liar hearts on fire
break your bones and slash your tires
play with steffies heart and you'll be sorry
liar liar...my heart is on fire
you said that your precious love would last forever
but you broke my heart, now aren't you clever?
i'm the kind of fool who would listen to you
but when you turned your back i drove your car into the pool
liar liar hearts on fire
talk to your boss, gonna get you fired
play with steffies heart and you're gonna be sorry
liar liar...my heart is on fire
let me tell you 'bout my friend Terri
loved a stupid guy who asked her to marry
but she caught him in bed with her next door neighbor
so we put his dog and cat in the refrigerator
liar liar hearts on fire
break your bones and slash your tires
you played with my heart and now you're sorry
liar liar...my heart is on fire
when a friend treats you bad, well don't start crying
and don't put up with all their lying
don't wail and moan about the love that you'd given
just frame their silly ass and send them off to prison
liar liar hearts on fire
break your bones and slash your tires
you played with steffie's heart and now you're sorry
don't look now...your house is on fire
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Keep Cool
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May 10, 2008 10:07 pm
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Keep Cool
stephanie loveless
i take my hood off in the summer so my engine keeps cool...
i like to shake my pretty ass because it makes the boys drool
i've got a pitbull on a leash, but she sometimes gets loose...
if i told you what i think you'd wanna' put me in a noose
i keep cool
i keep cool
i keep cool
'cause homicide's against the law
i keep cool
i keep cool
i keep cool
'cause suicide leaves such a mess
i've got a pretty little wife and i love her so much...
when my girlfriend wears leather she looks so tuff
i've got all the friends i need, and her name is stef...
But if she gets in my way i'm gonna need one less
i keep cool
i keep cool
i keep cool
'cause homicide's against the law
i keep cool
i keep cool
i keep cool
'cause suicide leaves such a mess
i show appropriate respect for authority....
when i see the mayor coming i always cross the street
The TV uses words i don't understand
i don't fit in with the women i can't make it as a man
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Our Theme Song
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May 10, 2008 10:04 pm
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We Are The Dirty Virgins
stephanie loveless
we don't like to mess around
we are the dirty virgins
naughty boys get gagged and bound
we are the dirty virgins
paint your ass in black and blue
we are the dirty virgins
and with your tongue you'll clean our shoes
steffie and the Dirty Virgins
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
steffie and the Dirty Virgins!
late one night the telephone it rang now
xxxxxxxxxxx and soundin' pretty mad
got some trouble with a man in her life now
wants revenge and wants it oh so bad
"steffie, would you help me round up the DVs now
got a boy with a lesson to learn"
don't think twice, 'cause it ain't no thing now...
...Dirty Virgins stick together!
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
steffie and the Dirty Virgins!
"Let's hear from Mistress Ivy. Ivy...what do you have to say about it?"
listen up, only gonna' say this once now
Mistress Ivy is my name and poison's my game
if you need help kidnapping a skunk now
call me up 'cause i got a big trunk
drive him out where no one's gonna hear us
have some fun before setting him free
i'm so glad to help out xxxxxxxxxxx now...
...Dirty Virgins stick together!
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
steffie and the Dirty Virgins!
we're not gonna' take your crap
we are the dirty virgins
across your face a nasty slap
we are the dirty virgins
obey the rules or we'll get pissed
we are the dirty virgins
and show you where we put our fists
steffie and the Dirty Virgins
"xxxxxxxxxxxx, it's your turn. Tell us how you're gonna' handle it."
i'm the one they call the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
color of my hair, got a temper to match
i'm so sweet, i'm steffie's adoration
but piss me off and my claws are gonna' scratch
bats and balls are great in combination
gonna' smack yours out of the park
i'm so glad i'm one of the DVs now...
...and we're just getting started!
oh, oh....(instrumental)
now you know a little bit about us
and here's a couple more lessons for you
on your knees is how you should approach us
and never speak unless we've spoken to you
if we come to your town you'd better come and see us
if you don't we'll come and get you
so let this be a lesson you remember...
...Dirty Virgins stick together!
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh....we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
we are the dirty virgins
oh, oh...we
Steffie and the Dirty Virgins!
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