In His Eyes.......
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Nov 3, 2007 8:55 am
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In his eyes,
I am brave.
because
In his arms
I know strength.
In his eyes,
I am smart.
because
In his arms,
I know everything I need to know.
In his eyes,
There are no flaws.
because
In his arms,
Everything is perfect.
In his eyes,
I hung the moon.
because
In his arms,
He has given me the moon and more.
In his eyes,
I am beautiful.
because
In his arms,
I feel so much love.
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I am so very lucky to be the Lady of BigDawg1961. I never imagined things would develop from a friendship to the relationship it is now. His caring, compassion and love shine through daily. My respect for him couldn't be deeper.
Woofie, YOU rock my world!
tey_unchained
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Hello Dear People
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Oct 21, 2009 5:33 pm
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I know it's been ages since I was on here. I just wanted to say HELLO to all my old friends on here. Have a great fall!!
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The scent of Gladys....
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May 29, 2008 5:50 pm
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A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. 'I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there.' A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
breath. 'Ah,yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes.'
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells his wife, the cook, what just happened. The blind man eats and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.'Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man.' 'I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork.' The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, 'That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.'
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the
blind man comes in he's going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, 'Gladys, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.' Gladys complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. 'Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork ready for you.' The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, 'Hey, I didn't know Gladys worked here.....'
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It's been a while!
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May 29, 2008 5:47 pm
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Hello there people!
It's been ages since I have been on ALT. I am sorry I haven't answered your emails! Please forgive me. Today I caught up with all the mail I had. If you sent me something and I didn't answer today..chalk it up to ALT eating your mail. Please feel free to resend what you wrote.I will be trying to do a better job of checking here more often. Life has been busy.
With spring here I really hate to spend a nice day inside the house. Today I set up a really cool fountain on my deck, weeded three flower beds, trimmed up the lilac's that Woofie bought me, planted some more veggies in the garden and a few other things. It's almost 6pm now. I am finally inside for the evening and winding down.
What's new with all of you????
Be Safe! Be Happy!
Tey
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Being screwed at the bank....
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May 29, 2008 5:41 pm
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I am pretty sure this is a joke letter. Then again I could see my Grandma typing such a letter. Now days "customer service" is something you won't find at most banks.... Be Safe, Tey
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.
I refer, of course, to t he automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history mus t be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitat ion is the sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH
#1. To make an appointment to see me
#2. To query a missing payment.
#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
#4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping
#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
#6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, upli fting music will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
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black leather bodice, stiletto heels, and a mask....
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May 29, 2008 5:35 pm
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An engaged woman, a mistress, and a married woman were chatting about their relationships and decided to surprise their men with a little sex play. That night each wore a black leather S&M bodice, stiletto heels, and a mask. The next day, they met for coffee to exchange stories. The engaged woman said, "My boyfriend came home, found me in my leather and said, 'You're the woman of my dreams. I love you!' and then we made love until dawn!" The mistress said, "Oh, yes! I met him in his office after work with just a raincoat on over my outfit. When I opened that raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just made wild passionate love all over his office, all night long." The married woman said, "I sent the kids to Mom's for the night, got myself ready, but when my husband got home from work, he just grabbed a beer and the remote control, and then said, 'Hey Batman! What's for dinner?!' "
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Medical Issues....
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May 15, 2008 7:55 am
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As my friends know..I have some medical issues.I am doing pretty well right now. For the most part I am healthy! When I first became ill I didn't have any medical insurance. I ended giving myself a self taught crash course on how to save money on all things medical. I thought I would share a few of these things with my friends ....
Hospitals: Most hospitals offer free or reduced services, if you have no insurance or have deductibles. If you know you are going to the hospital ask to talk to a financial aid person. Except for private hospitals most hospitals are government supplemented. They must give away a certain percentage of free and reduced care to keep their government grants. If you end up going to the emergency room be sure to get the paper work to apply for the reduced cost/free services. Even if you think you make to much money to qualify for these price reductions go ahead and apply. You will , most likely, be amazed to find out you qualify to get a huge reduction in your hospital bill..if you are lucky you will get your services free.
Prescriptions: For the lowest cost on medications go to Walmart, Sam's Club or Costco. You do NOT have to be a member of Sam's Club or Costco to use their pharmacy's. Take your prescriptions and go to the exit door at these places. Tell the person standing there you are going to the pharmacy. They will wave you through. Their pharmacies have to serve anyone..not just members. If you wish to use your local pharmacy call Sam's Club, Costco or Walmart. Ask them the cost on the prescription you wish to have filled. Take the script to your favorite pharmacy and ask them to match the low price. I have NEVER had a pharmacy tell me they won't match prices. I have one script that costs $297.00 at most pharmacies. The Costco price is $100.00. Rite-Aid, Walgreens and Safeway pharmacy have all honored the $100 price for me. Two hundred bucks is a lot to save on one script!! Don't be shy about asking for the low price. The pharmacy is making a ton of money on the med's they sell!
$4 script plan: I am not sure if this plan is available nation wide. Here is some information about it. Ask your local Walmart if it's available in your state.
Fred Meyer:The $4 generic prescriptions are available at all QFC pharmacies in Washington and Oregon and at all Fred Meyer pharmacies in Idaho, Oregon and Washington. The $4 price applies to more than 300 generic drugs prescribed for 30-day supplies for commonly prescribed dosages. Lists of the participating pharmacies and eligible generic drugs are available at the Fred Meyer web site. Type FredMeyer then put the dot after it then the word Com. There is also a toll free number listed on the Fred Meyer web site, if you would rather do that. QFC has their own web site too. Use QFC plus the dot then the Com.
Wal-Mart is committed to lower healthcare costs, and our $4 Prescriptions Program has truly helped our customers save money and live better. In fact, with over 350 prescription drugs and more than 1,000 over-the-counter medications at only $4 per 30-day supply, it's already saved them over $1 billion. We'd like to hear your Wal-Mart prescription story
The list of eligible drugs in the $4 Prescriptions Program available at Wal-Mart, Neighborhood Market and Sam's Club pharmacies nationwide represents up to 95 percent of the prescriptions written in the majority of therapeutic categories. The affordable prices for these prescriptions are available for commonly prescribed dosages for up to 30-day or 90-day supplies. Ask your pharmacist or physician about switching to 90-day prescriptions for appropriate medications,
Be Safe! Be Well!
Tey
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punishment!
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May 4, 2008 3:50 pm
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One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage magazine. This was highly upsetting to her...
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well. what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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Spooning
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Apr 29, 2008 5:28 pm
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A grandmother was telling her granddaughter about the "good old days." "When a gentleman and lady were interested in each other, eventually they would start 'spooning'." The young girl asked, "Why did they call it 'spooning,' grandma?" And Grandma replied, "I guess because it sounded better than to say we were out 'forking!' "
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Mount & Do
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Apr 29, 2008 5:01 pm
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that
Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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