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TICKLERS' REDITION OF 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Posted:Dec 24, 2014 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am
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''twas the night before christmas,not a tgirl was stirring not even a slut....with mom in her strapon harness and dad bent over in his pink dress all settled in bed....
then up on the roof top there was such a loud clatter that mom pulled out of dad asking"what was the matter"?
as they checked the house out they wondered to see...an ole fat bastard fuckin with the tree....tossing dildos' and spreader bars under the tree...
the ole fat bastard said under his breath"OH FUCK...i gotta go pee"
as he pissed in the planter...he let out a laugh....."fuck they won't find that 'till Easter"
and with that he farted and shot up the chimney...
all we could hear was ..."see you all next year"
HO HO HO...dammit i pissed on my knee

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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