/blog/tigerdickaches4u/?pid=p5203 Dedicated to all the tigresses, lionesses and various other lovely, sensuous felines in this blogjungle. Well hell ladies, I lied. The sports stuff is for my own amusement! ROARRRRRR! /blog/8190/post_523107.html?pid=p5203&m= A young man finally got a date with the blonde female who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building to tan himself. No Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:49:14 -0800 /blog/8190/post_523107.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_522612.html?pid=p5203&m= A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:50:26 -0800 /blog/8190/post_522612.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_521212.html?pid=p5203&m= Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:56:10 -0800 /blog/8190/post_521212.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_449464.html?pid=p5203&m= "Peach."Donna waited for a response. She felt fairly certain that she was correct but under the circumstances she just couldn't be sure. The delay, a few seconds that felt like minutes, increased her Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:02:23 -0800 /blog/8190/post_449464.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_355451.html?pid=p5203&m= The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near."Yes, Father?" said the nurse."I would really l Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:05:18 -0800 /blog/8190/post_355451.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_349679.html?pid=p5203&m= Temperatures in the 90s. Rainfall very sparse. Why am I sweating my ass off in the yard?Hmmmmmmmmmm?YARD WORK AS VIEWED FROM HEAVEN (Overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis) God: Fra Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:31:03 -0800 /blog/8190/post_349679.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_334461.html?pid=p5203&m= Another ALT member, succubus_, suggested that I learn about "algolagnia" in connection with my desire to learn and understand more about S&M. I found the information posted at Wikipedia very interest Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:33:04 -0800 /blog/8190/post_334461.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_332665.html?pid=p5203&m= I am setting about to learn more about sadism and masochism or sadomasochism or S&M, if you will. Much has been written on this subject. I thought I would begin by examining information available on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:19:21 -0800 /blog/8190/post_332665.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_325356.html?pid=p5203&m= A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nu Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:37:09 -0800 /blog/8190/post_325356.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_324124.html?pid=p5203&m= A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:57:49 -0800 /blog/8190/post_324124.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_316336.html?pid=p5203&m= The following MAN LAWS were provided to me by my Motown friend, MistressEcho:1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:25:23 -0800 /blog/8190/post_316336.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_312802.html?pid=p5203&m= It's great being a man because ......1. Wedding plans take care of themselves.2. Your last name stays put.3. The garage is all yours.4. Chocolate is just another snack.5. You can wear a white shirt to Thu, 31 May 2007 09:52:33 -0800 /blog/8190/post_312802.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_309054.html?pid=p5203&m= This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less, tries to make your life m Thu, 24 May 2007 13:47:59 -0800 /blog/8190/post_309054.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_305966.html?pid=p5203&m= On a hairdryer from Sears: Do not use while sleeping. (Then how am I supposed to avoid bed head??)On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary, Details inside. (So...it's ok to ste Fri, 18 May 2007 13:18:50 -0800 /blog/8190/post_305966.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_304929.html?pid=p5203&m= An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bush Wed, 16 May 2007 12:15:15 -0800 /blog/8190/post_304929.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_304224.html?pid=p5203&m= I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.This evidently angered the Tue, 15 May 2007 09:57:13 -0800 /blog/8190/post_304224.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_294353.html?pid=p5203&m= Our national leaders didn't expect this! On May 27, 1999, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:36:38 -0800 /blog/8190/post_294353.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_292646.html?pid=p5203&m= A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.The highly selective moral outrage of liberals always amu Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:22:50 -0800 /blog/8190/post_292646.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_291446.html?pid=p5203&m= It seems prayer still upsets some people. WhenMinister Joe Wright was asked to open the newsession of the Kansas State Senate, everyone wasexpecting the usual generalities, but this iswhat they heard: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:45:30 -0800 /blog/8190/post_291446.html?pid=p5203&m= /blog/8190/post_239880.html?pid=p5203&m= They're calling it 'The Missouri Miracle'! You've no doubt by now heard about it in the national media. FOX News, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, et al! All the national news networks and cable news net Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:26:35 -0800 /blog/8190/post_239880.html?pid=p5203&m=