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i come and i come and i come ...

What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe? Nov 16, 2011 3:42 pm
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Quote by Jacques Lacan.

He was of course a genius.

Intellectual men are very sexy even if they're physically repugnant.

Listening to him rabbit on in his brash didactic manner really turns me on.

I couldn't find the quote in my moleskine but he also said something

about the world being a place that only exists for our thoughts and fantasies.

I watched a movie the other day - 'Certified Copy' - It was interesting ...

It's a kind of middle-aged 'Before Sunrise'. Two strangers - a man and a woman

meet in a small italian town, he's there to promote his book - the film title.

They're attracted to each other, and begin to talk and act like a husband and wife,

it's horrible to watch, falling into the same old stereotypes ...

The book he'd written was elucidating that copies of art are important because

they direct us to the original. However, the director lost his way with this theme,

we ended up watching a pseudo-intellectual romance grow between

the two protagonists with a predictable conclusion.

I think the whole purpose of the human race is to 'bend' reality to suit our desires.

I think that desire is the single core reason why we've created culture.

Works of art - original or copies are totems for pleasure.

The world is full of bad copies, terrible copies, trillions of disgusting copies

that only degrades the original. Go to any provincial park and see the poorly

executed rip-offs made with inferior materials.

This doesn't exalt the original at all. Ask anyone that walks past, they can't see

the difference between a great original and a poor copy. They don't care.

The dialogue played safe with binary gender concerns.

It could have been shot in the Middle Ages.

So, the film played the Lacan game of interesting thoughts to amuse us for a while,

to distract us, but that was ditched at the end for fantasy ... escaping reality again.

He didn't want to know about her problems with her teenage son ...

He just wanted to fuck her brains out.

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With Love

V
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HOW MANY GERMANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? Jun 19, 2010 5:27 pm
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JUST ONE.

THEY ARE VERY EFFICIENT

BUT, NOT VERY FUNNY.

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A CHRISTMAS IMAGE OF ME AND MY SUBMISSIVE PARTAKING IS SOME DEVIANT DOMESTIC CHORES. Jan 14, 2010 12:45 pm
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what happened?

where the fuck have i been?

who fuckin' cares?

it's obscenely heartwarming to know that there

are still people on this planet that care.

my heart is full of love for you.

i am eternally grateful.

you give me strength and inspiration.

you accept me for who i am.

even though i disappear from time to time

i will be here until i croak.

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happy new year

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I HOPE AMANDA KNOX HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS EVER. Dec 7, 2009 2:40 pm
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it's the way she changed strategy
by remaining calm, compliant and sickeningly
subserviant in her respect for the italian
judiciary and her knowledge of the language
and law itself that sealed her guilt
beyond a shadow of a doubt.

there's no point debating the typically
laid back 'round the bend and back again'
italian way of legal process, the end
justifies the means, and as far as i'm
concerned justice was served up
to a devious manipulative little c**t.

there was never any signs of regret
from baby faced knox. she convinced herself
that her roomie was a worthless piece
of trash who didn't deserve to live.

for all the intelligence, diligence,
and control she presented in court she must
have been kicking herself with regard to
the sloppy half-baked 'burglary' story she
and her stupid boyfriend cooked up.

amanda is the type of mind that will be
looking at the calendar, predicting an early
release date for her good behaviour with her
manager, publisher and pr sluts all aligned
for the authorised biography, the chat show
appearances, and a self-help guide
for victims of miscarriages of justice.

it's her 'enamel hard' veneer of self-belief,
of innocence, of flaunting 'truth' with such
gauche vulgarity and conviction that
makes me sick to the stomach.

god forbid, maybe there's a chinese sweatshop
manufacturing toxic 'foxy-knoxy' dolls
for valentine's day?

is it beyond reality?

nothing is beyond amanda's venemous desire.
but, you can't always get what you want.

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TONIGHT, I SEIZED A RANDOM MOMENT OF EXHIBITIONIST PLEASURE ... Dec 3, 2009 1:34 pm
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naked under the soothing glow of ultra
violet tubes, my mind was sucked
into a swooning libidinous limbo
of appointments with vague physicians
nymphet nurses and kinky psychiatrists.
a series of soft-focus sylvia kristel
moments took hold of me .. tactile,
luminous, ethereal vignettes of nylon,
white pvc, white leather, white suspender
belts, red lipstick, surgical gloves,
moist cavities and well-maintained
drill equipment, shifting like stage sets
under a single spotlight.
even as the soft yielding light turned
off automatically, i grabbed a bottle
of body cream whilst gently kicking
the canopy upwards. both girls were in
the booth next door still chatting,
spraying and wiping down a recently
vacated sunbed.
i rubbed the cold cream between
my left fingers whilst gently pushing them
into my warm asshole, as my right hand
started to play with my cock, it's plum tip
moist with precum, the girl's voices
aroused me even more as i thrust three
fingers repeatedly into my tight pussy
whilst jacking off, imagining the girls
peeping through a gap in the door
just before i came over my hot belly.

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image by wim delvoye - blow 1 - 2001

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CAN'T FACE LIFE WITHOUT HASH BROWNS. Nov 28, 2009 3:24 pm
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i never met you in that diner
under the bridge by the liquor store
or the midnight bus that passed
seven starbucks in a row
that face of yours made me cry
too many times i'm ashamed to say
because the glow of grace
the gift of love was too deep inside
for me to ever grasp
i was always lost on the other side
of the atlantic weeping over
your sweet prose like rose thorns
ripping my heart apart
i always knew you were a star
that i could only stare in wonder at
my own words just pale shadows
cast upon the dirty sidewalk outside
that warm diner where you ate
hash browns as if every time was always
the first time and now that i know
you've moved uptown
i still like to drop by that diner
and watch the other customers
talk and drink coffee, and spill ketchup
on the formica or their ripped jeans
but deep inside me there's a yearning
that still burns, that's still visible
by the afterglow of your soul in the
yellow acid luminescence embracing
all the other lives that you've left
behind that will never forget you
or the hash browns that i never
got to share with you.

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dedicated to trinity with love

who wrote the title words in a post on this blog

in june 2006

v

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - DEFINITELY, THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR. Nov 28, 2009 2:00 pm
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Even the best of friends
will never talk to each other ever again
after watching this dull, poorly-acted
suspense-less, hyped-up, dumb,
worthless sub-student flick.

when highly-regarded critics compare
this junk to such masterpieces as
'The Exorcist' i cannot but feel excruciating
pain, disgust and utter horror, a disbelief
that renders my senses numb, mocks my
intelligence (subjective opinion and not
in any way reliable).

i kept glancing at my watch throughout.

after, 30 minutes i was salivating at the
visceral thought of seeing katie and micah
decapitated by whatever lame poltergeist
was inhabiting their gruesomely styled abode.

perhaps, i mistakenly thought, their dialogue
would improve as headless automatons wielding
that distinctly retro 80's camcorder.

really, the last time i was this bored
was watching an emmanuelle flick with
a dental hygienist (sans surgical gloves.)

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ONLY 39% OF AMERICAN CITIZENS BELIEVE IN CHARLES DARWIN'S THEORIES OF HUMAN EVOLUTION. Sep 22, 2009 11:55 am
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IT SEEMS JEREMY THOMAS; THE PRODUCER OF THE
NEW DARWIN BIOFLICK CANNOT SECURE A SINGLE
AMERICAN DISTRIBUTOR; YET HUNDREDS OF OTHER
CINEPHILE NATIONS HAVE EMBRACED IT.
THE VOLUPTUOUS JENNIFER CONNELLY AND HER
BRITISH ACTOR HUSBAND - YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN
THE GANGSTER GEEZA THAT NOBODY - INCLUDING
MYSELF EVER REMEMBERS HIS NAME ...
YEAH THATS HIM, THE LAD WI DA DIRTY BLONDE-ISH
LOCKS AND COLD BLUE STARE ...
WELL; HE PLAYS OL' CHARLIE BOY AND DIRTY JENNY
PLAYS THE DEVOUT CHRISTIAN MISSUS DARWIN.
SO; I WAS WONDERING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTALIST
RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN NUTCASES WHO HAVE A RIGHT
TO BELIEVE WHATEVER CRAP THEY WANT DOING
LOBBYING AGAINST SUCH INTELLECTUALY
CHALLENGING THINGS LIKE MADE-UP MOVIE STORIES
ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE AND HOW DOES THAT THREATEN
THEIR OWN BELIEFS?

YEAH - SO THIS IS ANN HATHAWAY WHO LOOKS
AMAZING AND IS NOT PLAYING THE VIRGIN MARY
IN THE DARWIN MOVIE. SHE PLAYS ANOTHER
IMAGINARY CHARACTER IN TIM BURTONS NEW ALICE
IN WONDERLAND MOVIE.

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I DON'T YET HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT BUT I'VE BEEN TWEETING HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. Aug 5, 2009 1:19 pm
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i voted on a stupid online poll at
the guardian newspaper.
they had a list of the top tv shows
from the 90's ... alot of them
were pretty hot ...

i voted for the sopranos.

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photograph by annie liebovitz

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ALL I THINK ABOUT IS TITS, FORTY HOURS A WEEK, AND THAT'S ABOVE AND BEYOND THE AMOUNT I SPEND ... Aug 5, 2009 1:09 pm
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THINKING ABOUT THEM
ON MY OWN TIME.

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WORDS BY DOUGLAS COUPLAND.
i love douglas coupland.
HIS BOOKS ARE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.
I WOULD SAY THAT I GET HIM
DIG HIM
ADORE HIM EVEN THOUGH HE'S GROWN
a nasty grey fuzzy beard.
there's something about someone's
sense of humour that at least for me
over-rides many other traits
that i would consider a
disability or a major turn-off.

I've already pre-ordered his new novel:
GENERATION A.

please do likewise because the
honeybees
are counting on us.


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