<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?>
<rss version="2.0">
  <channel>
    <title>ALT.com Blogs: The Last Wave On The Beach</title>
    <link>/blog/venusdesaint/?pid=p5203</link>
    <description>i come and i come and i come ...</description><item>
      <title>What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe?</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_891450.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Quote by Jacques Lacan.He was of course a genius.Intellectual men are very sexy even if they're physically repugnant.Listening to him rabbit on in his brash didactic manner really turns me on.I couldn</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:42:09 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_891450.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>HOW MANY GERMANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_791022.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>JUST ONE.THEY ARE VERY EFFICIENTBUT, NOT VERY FUNNY....</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:27:38 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_791022.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>A CHRISTMAS IMAGE OF ME AND MY SUBMISSIVE PARTAKING IS SOME DEVIANT DOMESTIC CHORES.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_751625.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...what happened?where the fuck have i been?who fuckin' cares?it's obscenely heartwarming to know that there are still people on this planet that care.my heart is full of love for you.i am eternally g</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:45:43 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_751625.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>I HOPE AMANDA KNOX HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS EVER.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_740862.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...it's the way she changed strategyby remaining calm, compliant and sickeningly subserviant in her respect for the italian judiciary and her knowledge of the languageand law itself that sealed her gu</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:40:06 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_740862.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>TONIGHT, I SEIZED A RANDOM MOMENT OF EXHIBITIONIST PLEASURE ...</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_739647.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...naked under the soothing glow of ultraviolet tubes, my mind was sucked into a swooning libidinous limboof appointments with vague physiciansnymphet nurses and kinky psychiatrists.a series of soft-f</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:34:28 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_739647.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>CAN'T FACE LIFE WITHOUT HASH BROWNS.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_738103.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...i never met you in that dinerunder the bridge by the liquor storeor the midnight bus that passedseven starbucks in a rowthat face of yours made me crytoo many times i'm ashamed to saybecause the gl</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:24:15 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_738103.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - DEFINITELY, THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_738073.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...Even the best of friendswill never talk to each other ever againafter watching this dull, poorly-actedsuspense-less, hyped-up, dumb, worthless sub-student flick.when highly-regarded critics compare</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:00:16 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_738073.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>ONLY 39% OF AMERICAN CITIZENS BELIEVE IN CHARLES DARWIN'S THEORIES OF HUMAN EVOLUTION.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_716422.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...IT SEEMS JEREMY THOMAS; THE PRODUCER OF THE NEW DARWIN BIOFLICK CANNOT SECURE A SINGLEAMERICAN DISTRIBUTOR; YET HUNDREDS OF OTHERCINEPHILE NATIONS HAVE EMBRACED IT.THE VOLUPTUOUS JENNIFER CONNELLY </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:55:01 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_716422.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>I DON'T YET HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT BUT I'VE BEEN TWEETING HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_700916.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...i voted on a stupid online poll at the guardian newspaper.they had a list of the top tv shows from the 90's ... alot of themwere pretty hot ... i voted for the sopranos....photograph by annie liebo</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:19:42 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_700916.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS TITS, FORTY HOURS A WEEK, AND THAT'S ABOVE AND BEYOND THE AMOUNT I SPEND ...</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_700915.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...THINKING ABOUT THEMON MY OWN TIME....WORDS BY DOUGLAS COUPLAND.i love douglas coupland.HIS BOOKS ARE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.I WOULD SAY THAT I GET HIMDIG HIMADORE HIM EVEN THOUGH HE'S GROWNa nasty gr</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:09:02 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_700915.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>THE LUNCH TIME POLL - YOU WIN $5 MILLION DOLLARS FROM PUBLISHER'S SWEEPSTAKES ...</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_699425.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...BUT ON THE SAME DAY WHAT'S HIS NAMEGIVES YOU THE CHEQUEALIENS LAND ON EARTH AND SAY THEY'REGOING TO BLOW UP THE EARTH IN 2 DAYS.WHAT WOULD YOU DO?I WOULD GIVE EVERY CENT TO THE ALIENSAND ASK THEM T</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:52:39 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_699425.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>THE LIMITS OF CONTROL BY JIM JARMUSCH.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_696196.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...this is one of the year's outstanding movies.like tortoise's "beacons" it breaks the mould,breaks the expectations of the audienceand delivers work that defies categorisation.it's a film that i wil</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:12:12 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_696196.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>TORTOISE - BEACONS OF ANCESTORSHIP - A POST MODERN WORK OF GENIUS.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_695129.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...i've been playing 'beacons' non-stopthe last two days. this is music thatmakes me feel alive, that makes me think,it's music that feels like an x-ray penetrating through my bone marrow.it sucks me </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:16:37 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_695129.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>LAST NIGHT A WORK COLLEAGUE RAPED MY AVATAR - DOES THAT MEAN HE LOVES ME OR HATES ME?</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_693302.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...RAPELAY is a video game designed and producedin japan for the home market, however itwas recently available on ebay to purchase fromindividuals in the u.k. until complaintsabout it's deviant conten</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:36:26 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_693302.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>ARE THERE TIMES WHEN YOU'VE LAMENTED THE POWER THAT WOMEN HAVE HAD OVER YOU?</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_692924.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...leonard cohen :i never looked at it that way.there's times when i've lamented, there's times when i've rejoiced,there's times when i've beendeeply indifferent.you run through the whole gamut of exp</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:43:11 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_692924.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>KIMBER JAMES HAS HAD HER RACK AUGMENTED YET AGAIN. AWESOME.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_691068.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...i stood naked by the kitchen windowthis morning watching the swallowssoar and dive with their halloween sirentussling the clouds and leavesin an capricious dyonisian joy.i didn't care what the day </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:52:11 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_691068.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>THE WISDOM OF WHORES (DOES NOT INCLUDE POLITICIANS, BANKERS, JUDICIAL OFFICIALS OR SARAH PALIN.)</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_690648.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...In Jakarta, there's a volleyball matchheld every week between the local police force and ladyboys.Isn't that sweet?from The Wisdom of Whoresby Elisabeth Pisani...</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:00:12 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_690648.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>MIND THE GAP.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_688989.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...Jaqueline has been having a flingwith a married man from Indianasince I left town.She confessed that she was heartbroken and declared her undying love for me.What should I say?She said her love run</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:58:57 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_688989.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>I'VE NEVER TAKEN DEMEROL,DILANDID, VICODIN, SOMA, XANAX, ZOLOFT, PAXIL OR PRILOSEC.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_687910.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...nice ass. nice legs.when are the munchkinsgoing to fix thebig picture glitch?...</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:14:15 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_687910.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item><item>
      <title>I NEVER BELIEVED THAT PETER PAN REALLY LIVED IN NEVERLAND.</title>
      <link>/blog/1783/post_687229.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</link>
      <description>...and now the leechesparasites and vampirescome out to bleed hiswretched corpse.i pity them.i will cry i will dancei will singwith youbeautiful boy....</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:42:35 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">/blog/1783/post_687229.html?pid=p5203&amp;m=</guid>
    </item></channel></rss>
