Zetacreations' dolphin penis dildo.
Intrigued, I had to investigate further. Turns out the toys are made by a gay couple who call themselves Brownbear and Tigger. The pair, who describe themselves as Zoophiles, got their start after creating a realistic dog penis replica to fulfill their personal sexual explorations.
And the ball just kept rolling from there – so to speak.
Over the years, the couples have produced a huge variety of aquatic, reptilian, and mammalian rubber wangs, basing their products on detailed anatomical studies of the animals in question. They've even delved into the realm of fantasy, including their fascinatingly bizarre dragon and griffin dicks, basing their designs on a mix of anatomy and conjecture.
Although many of the pieces you'll see below have long since been retired, Tigger and Brownbear are expanding their collection in a new-and-improved silicone line, and I can't wait to see what sort of fantastical animal cocks they come up with next.
The couple was kind enough to answer a few of my probing questions about their product line and the future of their small, independently run company. Enjoy!
--Molly Mounds, Editor, AFF
Oskar the horse cock on the left, and the more modest pony model on the right
Boxie the fox, Helmutt the German Shephard, and Timber the wolf
Molly Mounds: Tell us a little about yourselves and Zetacreations.
Zetacreations: We are a happily mated gay couple who have been together for over 8 years now. We've been making toys for over 8 years as well.
We came out with these toys years ago as we were curious about what it would be like to play with an animal, but didn't want to do it physically with them. This gives folks a way to fulfill their fantasies without actually being with an animal.
Not many people are going to go in the woods and try and find a grizzly bear to play with! So this is a safe alternative for both those who desire a walk on the wild side, and those who just want to appease their curiosity.
When was your site launched? How has your lineup grown since then?
We launched our site years back in 2001 in New Mexico. The line has grown and changed over the years to include a number of animal models, as well as a few human toys and some abstract designs.
Right now we're going through a huge change here as we remove all the old line that were made in gel, and switch entirely to silicone. So folks that are used to seeing all the variety will be surprised as it shrinks to just a few. But we'll be expanding the lineup again over the coming year with both natural textured toys, and a slick line we're calling the Euro line.
Did you have a background in building, crafting or sex toy construction prior to this venture?
We combined our skills shortly after we met and came up with the toy line. We each had a piece of the puzzle and skills required to make the dream into a reality.
Left: dragon dildo. Right: Red kangaroo dildo.
Can you tell us about some of your more amusing successes and wrong turns?
We came out with a shark toy, but found out quickly that the design wasn't realistic, so we dropped it.
We pride ourselves on realism and quality. There may be others out there producing lots of silicone toys, but we here prefer quality and comfort of design over speed.
How do you choose which animals penises to replicate? Do you take requests?
We do indeed take requests of toys to make, and are always open to suggestions here. There are several ways we come to a decision on which animals to make. Some we see as pleasing to the eye and think they would be fun to try ourselves, or we get several requests for a particular animal.
Some of the more unusual toys we have made in the past are the Raccoon and Seal penis toys.
How would you describe your client base?
Nice folks, who are looking for unusual toys, who enjoy a quality product at a good price.
The alligator.
The raccoon.
What are some of the reactions you've received to your products, both positive and negative?
The reactions have varied widely over the years, from death threats on one extreme to folks proposing marriage on the other.
It has been a wild ride to be sure, but all in all it has been worth it to bring joy into the lives of our customers.
Do you have any plans to create a realistic animal vaginas line?
We do indeed have plans for a line of female animal toys as well. The first is still in the early stages, but will be out by mid-year, I am hoping.
Anything else you'd like to add?
I would like to say that I know I have been slow in the past years with toy production. That's another reason we are switching to the silicone only line. The ship time has been reduced from 8 weeks to 2-4 days now.
It is my goal for everyone who purchases from me to have the best experience they could wish for.
See more of Zetacreations at www.zoofur.com.
The deer.
