not available for meets, play or anything other than friendly chat. Please don't proposition me, your efforts will be met with a friendly rejection.
I like -
Hot showers, watching movies in my PJ's, owning CD's even though I don't have a CD player, doing my make up and hair on cam so its like your a peeping tom, making lists and being able to cross things off them, science fantasy novels (Raymond E feist, Terry Pratchett, Anne Rice David Eddings just to name a few) Walking around in my underwear, telling people stoopid but semi believable lies to see if i can convince them its true.
Did you know bumble bees are furry all the way through, so if you wanted a bumble bee coat you would need to grate your bees as they can not be skinned
I dis-like -
Mobile phone's, Audi's, mayonnaise and anything mayonnaise like, people that expected you to know the answer just because they do, people that take forever to pay for stuff on E-bay, people that make up percentages to make their comments sound more valid and tin foil. Also people who can't be bother to or can't work out how to turn a photograph the correct way up before posting it anywhere on-line, be it this site, personal blogs or especially as it has it own little button to help you do this (shakes fist in anger)
Did you know that 90% of all statistics are not true?
I can't -
Close my right eye independently, walk through an automatic door without saying thank you, tie my shoe laces conventionally, use online banking, dye my hair without making a mess in the bathroom, cry when watching titanic and the boat is sinking and people are falling off the ship and bouncing of stuff (dont think I'm cruel you know you laughed too)
I can -
Shuffle a deck of cards, bake relatively well, use a sewing machine after a fashion, see extremely well which is good because my hearing is shot which leads me too being able to seem like i know what is going on when i really haven't heard a word, put up Ikea furniture and break amazon kindles
I need -
To be a little silly sometimes, firm and realistic goals, rules and boundaries that don't give no matter how hard I might test them, time to read this doesn't mean I need to be alone just that i don't want to have a conversation at that time, honest criticism on my making, baking and general capabilities.
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My Ideal Person:
I'm only looking for friendship and chat no play. thank you for reading.
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