I am amusing, entertaining, and always late. I hate when people type in all caps...I can't spell... I like short, nonsensical sentences. I love "air quotes" because I think they give a certain sense of "reality" and "meaning" to my randomness... I am an interesting mix of person pieces... I can refinish your furniture, install your light fixtures, decorate your house, and quote the lyrics from most genres of music since 1950... my brain is like a sponge for mostly useless, weird factoids and other bits of trivia. I find knowledge sexy... Intelligence is a must...
I am part of a leather family. My family is a democratic group of peers that does not have a set D/s hierarchy. I am also active in the public play party and educational scene in the DC/Baltimore area. I am not a noob to the scene. Do not confuse submissive with stupid
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My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for sexually deviant mensa candidates who like to build stuff... or really, anyone who might love motorcycles, sushi, sleeping, and recognizes the Tivo for the fabulous invention that it is...
I am not generally interested in younger men. I'm sorry if that seems judgmental or ageist, but its how I feel... I prefer someone my age up to about 10 years older give or take... I am generally not looking for anyone over 42. I have a serious fetish for extremely tall men and old skool greaser guido types. I need a man who can physically overpower me. Just because your title says "Dom" doesn't mean I will be submissive to you, I do not submit to just anyone.
I am not looking to relocate or for a long-distance relationship. I want a person I can see and touch and fellate in 45 mins travel time or less... I have a couple current play partners, but I am really looking for either a mostly monogamous long term relationship or at least a situation where I am a primary in a polycule. I am a very physically affectionate sub. I definitely need someone who isn't going to mind that after we are done playing I'm going to hug you and love on your face and pat you as part of my aftercare So far, I haven't found anyone to keep yet, but I have hope...
*** I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM ANYONE I DON'T KNOW IN PERSON OR HAVEN'T TALKED TO***
***If you do not pass my message filters, I will not receive an email alerting me to your message. Please do not send me multiple messages insisting I am ignoring you. I have no idea you've messaged me and it makes me extremely disinclined to ever write you back***
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