My Ideal Person:
I am looking for someone male or male-ish (cisgender, FTM, butch intersexual, whatever), as the lesbian piece of my mind is more vanilla than the hetero piece.

Requirements:
*you must be intelligent & love to read.
*you must have a good sense of humour.
*There will be no disrespecting of scifi/fantasy, graphic novels, or the realm of fiction in general. In fact, I prefer geeks.
*you must not be allergic to cats.
*you must be willing to be hypnotized and to have that added to your fetishes, if it's not already.
*you must be willing to take pain at negotiated intervals to a negotiated degree, whether or not you enjoy it. (It's more fun when you don't enjoy it.)
*you must have a nice voice.
*you must write me an introductory email consisting of at least 3 paragraphs, with correct grammar and spelling and some form of consistent capitalization. (D/s is okay, regular is okay. 'But mixing Latin and Greek roots? That's just wrong!')
*you must be single/divorced, but open to me being poly; I already have 1 slave right now. No divorces in progress or 'about to divorce.'
*you must love cuddling or be willing to have it added to your fetishes by means of hypnosis.
*you must be okay with me being Pagan & religious.
*you must be okay with me not wanting children of my own.
*if you have children, they are old enough to participate in intellectual discussion.
*you must have enough time for me in your life, even if you do not live next door to me.
*you must get along well with the majority of my friends if/when you meet.
*you must be all right with telling your friends/family/associates you are dating me if/while you are mine, even if you do not wish to discuss the details of your (or my) sexual preferences.
*you must be older than 25.
*you must be employed or a fulltime student.
*you must have read this list.